Holy Rant Thread
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Holy Rant Thread
here you get to rant about everything and everyone that pisses you off.
Do you know what pisses me off? when you go to mCdonalds and you ask for no mayo and they give you a full bottle... I hate that :Angry:
Do you know what pisses me off? when you go to mCdonalds and you ask for no mayo and they give you a full bottle... I hate that :Angry:
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mcdonalds=mcShits
this being a ranting topic,
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this being a ranting topic,
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One time I had a Jack and coke and it had a lime in it, And I saw that the lime was floating. That's good news man. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I'll reach for a lime... I'll be water skiing without a life preserver and people'll say 'What the hell?' and I'll pull out a lime...and a lemon too. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
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Why the hell can't people on this Godforsaken forum actually post anything relevant?!
Four posts in a row saying the exact same thing isn't a conversation, it's mindless dribble. And it makes me die a little inside! And please, use punctuation marks.
Okay, there are a few people who actually can contribute something interesting. And to them, I tip my hat.
I'm done.
Four posts in a row saying the exact same thing isn't a conversation, it's mindless dribble. And it makes me die a little inside! And please, use punctuation marks.
Okay, there are a few people who actually can contribute something interesting. And to them, I tip my hat.
I'm done.
Sustinendum Victoriam!
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think before you type i said there is a lamp on my desk and stealing my thoughts so thats going to my me angry and the toaster is laughing at me and also the dog stares and craps on the floor which i have to cleanCheck-Mate wrote:That's not a rant.
A rant is where you talk a lot about something that makes you angry or upset.
One time I had a Jack and coke and it had a lime in it, And I saw that the lime was floating. That's good news man. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I'll reach for a lime... I'll be water skiing without a life preserver and people'll say 'What the hell?' and I'll pull out a lime...and a lemon too. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
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ah... you just dont know good comedy
One time I had a Jack and coke and it had a lime in it, And I saw that the lime was floating. That's good news man. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I'll reach for a lime... I'll be water skiing without a life preserver and people'll say 'What the hell?' and I'll pull out a lime...and a lemon too. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
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I rather like McDonalds though.
I didn't used to, but since it's the only fast food place around, you grow to like it.
Their chicken selects are pretty good.
Oh right, this is a ranting thread.
I can't believe that people hate McDonalds! I mean their food is subpar, but their prices high! Without them, illegal immigrant workers wouldn't have a place to work or eat!
I didn't used to, but since it's the only fast food place around, you grow to like it.
Their chicken selects are pretty good.
Oh right, this is a ranting thread.
I can't believe that people hate McDonalds! I mean their food is subpar, but their prices high! Without them, illegal immigrant workers wouldn't have a place to work or eat!
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1. chicken selects
86 up, 9 down
McDonald's chicken strips that are featured in a series of new ghetto commercials in order to appeal to the "fried chicken-eating" crowd.
(typical McDonald's commercial)
Jameel: "What up nigga, you cap any dem bloods today?"
Tyrone: "Fo' shizzle, I done popped a few. What you stuffin' yo' fat black face with?"
Jameel: "Dogg I got deez BANGIN' McNuggets. They da sheeeeeeit, yaknowwhatimsayin?"
Tyrone: "Word on da street. Ayyo check out deez chicken selects...straight up gangsta."
Jameel: "Word to yo' mama. You want a McNugget?"
Tyrone: "Heeeeeellll yeah, hook a nigga up wit dat chronic!"
Jameel: "Now let me get a chicken select."
Tyrone: "Fool you trippin."
Jameel: "Maybe yo' bitch ass didn't hear me the first time. Gimme one of dem chicken selects before we get into some gangsta shit and I waste yo' punk ass with this GAT!"
Tyrone: "You know the name of the game fool...go get yo' own!"
Jameel: "Fuck you nigga!!!" *BANG BANG* "Now yo' mama gonna have to pour out a perfectly good 40 for yo' trick ass. HAHA I got dem chicken selects now BITCH!"
White Middle-Aged Announcer: "Chicken Selects, new at McDonalds. Get your own box...or just whip out yo' nine, bust a cap in some punk-ass nigga, and steal his."
86 up, 9 down
McDonald's chicken strips that are featured in a series of new ghetto commercials in order to appeal to the "fried chicken-eating" crowd.
(typical McDonald's commercial)
Jameel: "What up nigga, you cap any dem bloods today?"
Tyrone: "Fo' shizzle, I done popped a few. What you stuffin' yo' fat black face with?"
Jameel: "Dogg I got deez BANGIN' McNuggets. They da sheeeeeeit, yaknowwhatimsayin?"
Tyrone: "Word on da street. Ayyo check out deez chicken selects...straight up gangsta."
Jameel: "Word to yo' mama. You want a McNugget?"
Tyrone: "Heeeeeellll yeah, hook a nigga up wit dat chronic!"
Jameel: "Now let me get a chicken select."
Tyrone: "Fool you trippin."
Jameel: "Maybe yo' bitch ass didn't hear me the first time. Gimme one of dem chicken selects before we get into some gangsta shit and I waste yo' punk ass with this GAT!"
Tyrone: "You know the name of the game fool...go get yo' own!"
Jameel: "Fuck you nigga!!!" *BANG BANG* "Now yo' mama gonna have to pour out a perfectly good 40 for yo' trick ass. HAHA I got dem chicken selects now BITCH!"
White Middle-Aged Announcer: "Chicken Selects, new at McDonalds. Get your own box...or just whip out yo' nine, bust a cap in some punk-ass nigga, and steal his."
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Hahaha. What is this "Chicken Select" ??
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they know me at mcdonalds so i get my food quick and hot
One time I had a Jack and coke and it had a lime in it, And I saw that the lime was floating. That's good news man. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I'll reach for a lime... I'll be water skiing without a life preserver and people'll say 'What the hell?' and I'll pull out a lime...and a lemon too. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
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Lol, they know me at the Kebab shop and Chinese...I spose I'm kind of memorable though. The Chinese guy always goes, "You change you're hair 'gain missy?" Hehe. He's lovely.
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