TrueChristian.com

diri · Post by **diri** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:49 pm

http://www.truechristian.com

Someone help! I cant tell whether these guys are for real, or its just a joke. Its so far over the top, that I'm starting to wonder whether its really just a fake.

with comments like, "You just do whatever the Bible tells you to do or you burn in Hell. Repent or Burn, it's as simple as that.", or, " The Earth IS flat! If you disregard the "dome", the essential flatness of the earth's surface is required by verses like Daniel 4:10-11.", these guys make me wanna scratch my eyes out.

other "cool" stuff:

Talking about atheists: "They are demons, meaning they are slaves to Satan. Since of this they don't think so thus have an IQ of 0."

Talking about Catholics : "Catholics spend time worshipping a window." AND "the truth is, they have/are misleading people and sending them straight to Hell."

Talking about Jews: "JEWS ARE TRAITORS AND BLOOD THIRSTY MURDERS OF Cheezits and Rice!!"

Talking about Evolutionists: "Evolutionists are all Liberal scum who worship their God, Dawgwin! "

Talking about Muslims: " They, like all other demons, appear to be human, just with poop skin."

Talking about Afro-Americans: "The Nigger is a Demon. A curse on deviant humans, who turned to Satan, that stinky tree hugging pacifist scum. Look at their skin color! Black! Black is the color of Evil while White is the color of Good, just a coincidence?"

Talking about Michael Moore: "MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL! MICHAEL MOORE IS EVIL!"

Talking about homosexuals: "It is Our Christian duty to find all fags, and kill them like the Bible tells."

Proof that these guys are telling the truth: http://www.truechristian.com/proofwearecorrect.html

Im serious, this stuff is too far over to be a joke. read the messageboard, and the emails the guy got.

the only hilarious thing on the site is this, regarding "The Passion of Christ", by Gibson: http://www.truechristian.com/passion.html

kittie · Post by **kittie** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 1:04 pm

What the the Cant talk

Da_Goat · Post by **Da_Goat** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:02 pm

I'm pretty sure they're 'joking'. If they were trying to really persuade somebody, they wouldn't be this far over the top, and they'd be more careful with their punctuation. It's the way Landover Baptist is a joke.

'Course, http://www.chick.com is not a joke, though.

kittie · Post by **kittie** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:07 pm

This is not a joke

It is by one Man Pastor Jim

and his voice is on the site

Talking about something

Post by **Dogbreath** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:15 pm

It's definately a joke, and an old one at that.

Landover is the only "True Christian" joke site that really amuses me, the rest is just pointless bashing. Anyhow, would you mind posting this in random internet findings? Not your fault, but this will end up being a troll thread. Locked.