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[19:23] <Dr_Dos> "It is whispered that soon
[19:23] <Dr_Dos> if we all call the tune,
[19:23] <Dr_Dos> then the piper will lead us to reason.
[19:23] <Dr_Dos> "And a new day will dawn
[19:23] <Dr_Dos> for those who stand long
[19:23] <Dr_Dos> and the forests will echo with laughter."
[19:23] <Dr_Dos> -Led Zeppelin
[19:23] <MadTom> ... it's also a line from Stairway to Heaven.
[19:23] <Dr_Dos> yes
[19:23] <Dr_Dos> I just pasted it.
[19:23] <Dogbreath> INDEED
[19:23] <nps> ahem
[19:23] <MadTom> Hi nps
[19:23] * Dr_Dos sets mode: +v nps
[19:23] <Dogbreath> Hello, NPS
[19:23] <Dr_Dos> of course...
[19:24] * Viovis says "1. Les-bi-an (noun): a woman who loves women *NOT* men, *WOMEN*! nps is a perfect example of a lesbian.
[19:24] <Dr_Dos> when I think ZZT music...
[19:24] <Dr_Dos> I think...
[19:24] <Dr_Dos> "I got my problems
[19:24] * Viovis looks at nps
[19:24] * Viovis says waters hot, bubbles are thick.....
[19:24] <Dr_Dos> and my problems they got me"
[19:24] <MadTom> And my problems, they got me
[19:24] <nps> Viovis, that's silly.
[19:24] * Viovis says won't you join me in the tub nps?
[19:24] <Dogbreath> <3 NPS
[19:24] <MadTom> It ain't easy bein' an object
[19:24] <MadTom> In a game called ZZT.
[19:24] <Viovis> YAAAAY IT'S NPS
[19:24] <Dr_Dos> yup
[19:24] <Dogbreath> Come, sit on my lap, nps
[19:24] * Viovis you are welcome nps
[19:24] <SargeZT> http://zcube.mine.nu
[19:24] <SargeZT> OPINION TIME
[19:24] * Viovis (¯`'·.¸(¯`'·.¸ nps ¸.·'´¯)¸.·'´¯) love you
[19:24] * Viovis (_¸.·'´(_¸.·'´ nps `'·.¸_)`'·.¸_) sweetie!
[19:25] <Viovis> YAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAY
[19:25] <MadTom> ...
[19:25] <Flaming_O> stop children
[19:25] <Dogbreath> Romances always make me feel so special!
[19:25] <Flaming_O> what's that sound?
[19:25] * Dogbreath sighs with happiness for Viovis and NPS
[19:25] <Flaming_O> everybody look what's goin round
[19:25] <Dogbreath> Waaaaaaaitt...
[19:26] <Dogbreath> What will boxtop15 think? =(
[19:26] <Dr_Dos> HOORJ
[19:26] <Dr_Dos> I can see the colors!
[19:26] <MadTom> Boxtop will be HEARTBROKEN
[19:26] <MadTom> <Boxtop11> WHO IS VIOVIS AGAIN
[19:26] <Viovis> boxtop???
[19:26] <SargeZT> WHAS EVERYONE THINK?!
[19:26] <Viovis> oh right
[19:26] <MadTom> Sarge: I scarcely think at all.
[19:26] <Viovis> who's boxtop?
[19:27] <Dogbreath> YOU JUST PLEDGED YOUR NON DYING LOVE TO HIM 2 DAYS AGO
[19:27] <Viovis> i did? nah...
[19:27] <Viovis> i only committed to one girl
[19:27] <Viovis> melz
[19:27] <MadTom> Were you on hard drugs when you fell in love with her?
[19:27] <Viovis> ohh, m_e_l_o_n_z is awesome
[19:27] <nps> what wait
[19:27] <Viovis> i don't remember, madtom
[19:27] <Viovis> hahahaha
[19:27] <Dr_Dos> HMMM
[19:27] <Viovis> maybe!
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[19:28] <Dr_Dos> LET'S PLAY THE FAVORITE SONG GAME
[19:28] <Dr_Dos> PICK A NUMBER...
[19:28] <MadTom> ... I think this guy wants us to 'chel' his ass.
[19:28] <Dogbreath> Yay!
[19:28] <Viovis> yes of course i was on hard drugs madtom! otherwise it'd be no romance at all
[19:28] <Dr_Dos> 1-53
[19:28] <Dogbreath> Madtom: THREESOME
[19:28] <SargeZT> AHHHHHHHHHHH
[19:28] <SargeZT> I WANT OPINIONSSSS
[19:28] <Viovis> i'd just be like "you don't fly, you don't fuck worms? you can't even shape shift? neeeeeext"
[19:28] <nps> madtom look at my depot
[19:29] <MadTom> :DDDDD
[19:29] <MadTom> nps I already did
[19:29] <Viovis> she's this online girl named m_E_l_O_n_Z
[19:29] <MadTom> Yesterday
[19:29] <Viovis> she's awesome.. but i tend not to marry her
[19:29] <Viovis> long term relationships with australians don't work
[19:29] <nps> look at it again
[19:29] <Dogbreath> Viovis: They're too hairy
[19:30] <Dogbreath> AUssie women don't shave their face you know
[19:30] <Dogbreath> so any over twenty have a good 2 inch growth
[19:30] <Dogbreath> Actually, I'd consider that a turnon...
[19:30] <SargeZT> It's like Nad's
[19:30] <SargeZT> Yo
[19:31] <Dogbreath> NPS: You should order a wife from china
[19:31] <SargeZT> Has anyone even checked out ZTown?
[19:31] <Viovis> god, i miss melz1
[19:31] <Dr_Dos> yes
[19:31] <Dogbreath> they're much more suitible
[19:31] <Dr_Dos> Agh. I need a drink brb.
[19:31] <Viovis> the one, the only, the MELZ: www.crummy.com
[19:31] <Viovis> wait, wrong url
[19:31] <Viovis> that's still leo
[19:31] -> [nps] PING
[19:31] <Viovis> http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?gui ... Nn1lL4bapT
[19:31] <Viovis> THAT'S MELZ
[19:32] <MadTom> ... oh my god
[19:32] <Viovis> only problem is that she's 15 years old and stuff
[19:32] <Dogbreath> Ugggg
[19:32] <Viovis> and her eyebrows SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF ME
[19:32] <Viovis> you should find her and hook up, madtom
[19:32] <Viovis> since ur an aussie and all now, madtom
[19:32] <Dogbreath> Look at her biceps *Shudder*
[19:33] <Dogbreath> You and NPS should hook up, Madtom
[19:33] <MadTom> ... wait a minute
[19:33] <Dogbreath> NPS is seeeeexy
[19:33] <MadTom> I thought you said she was 15
[19:33] <MadTom> This says she's married
[19:33] <Viovis> she is!
[19:33] <MadTom> Oh, Jesus
[19:33] <Viovis> it's probably a joke
[19:33] <Dogbreath> Holy crud
[19:33] <Dogbreath> 15 is too young to die
[19:33] <MadTom> Hey, she lives right next to BoonoB! :DD
[19:33] <Viovis> she's awesome
[19:33] <Viovis> lemme find an interview with her
[19:34] <Dogbreath> She's seriously fucked dude
[19:34] <nps> damn it what the fuck are all you guys on about
[19:34] <Dogbreath> YOU
[19:34] <MadTom> nps SWORE
[19:34] <Dogbreath> We love you, NPS
[19:34] <Dogbreath> <3<3<3
[19:34] <MadTom> I think nps is secretly the PIMP OF MELBOURNE
[19:34] <MadTom> TEENAGE SUPERPIMP
[19:34] <nps> MadTom: MY SERCERT!!!
[19:34] * Dogbreath =NPS's luver
[19:34] <nps> secret
[19:35] <MadTom> YO HOZ OH FO SHO
[19:35] <nps> !!
[19:35] <nps> don't say that
[19:35] <nps> please don't say that
[19:35] <MadTom> OH
[19:35] <MadTom> FO
[19:35] <Viovis> [07:14:52] <nuero> [05:31] <nuero> LOL WANNA SEE A KEWL CHANNEL
[19:35] <MadTom> SHO
[19:35] <Viovis> [07:14:52] <nuero> [05:31] <nuero> WE HAVE FUN
[19:35] <Viovis> [07:14:52] [07:14:52] <nuero> [05:33] <nick000> wot
[19:35] <Viovis> 05:33] <Melz1> tsk tsk
[19:35] <Viovis> [07:15:58] [07:15:58] <nuero> [05:33] <Melz1> i think i am
[19:35] <Viovis> [07:15:58] [07:15:58] <nuero> [05:34] <Melz1> i fuckin no i am
[19:35] <Viovis> [07:15:58] [07:15:58] <nuero> [05:34] <Melz1> i eat cheese sanwhiches
[19:35] <Dogbreath> *starts singing*
[19:35] <nps> Viovis that's silly
[19:36] <MadTom> Viovis I am in love with her already
[19:36] <Dogbreath> Ell, is for the way you looooook at mee...
[19:36] <Dogbreath> O, is for the only one I see...
[19:36] <MadTom> ... someone op me.
[19:36] <MadTom> SOMEONE OP ME
[19:36] <Dogbreath> V is very very, extra ordanary
[19:36] <MadTom> GARGHARGHA
[19:36] <nps> YES BARON GAME MAKING TIME
[19:36] * nps is now known as nps[game]
[19:36] <Viovis> hey....
[19:36] <Dogbreath> E is everything that I adore and love...
[19:36] <Viovis> NPS WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME!!!
[19:37] <MadTom> ?!#%@^%@#^$#@
[19:37] <Dogbreath> was made for me and you
[19:37] <Dogbreath> NPS: THIS IS FOR YOU, SWEETHEART
[19:37] <Dr_Dos> heh
[19:37] <Dr_Dos> REDROSE?
[19:37] <Dogbreath> NO, MY NOSE
[19:38] * Dr_Dos give nps a red rose THAT'S NOT MUTATED 4@3-->-->--
[19:38] * Dogbreath brutally mutates it
[19:38] * MadTom gives Dr_Dos a blackrose. 1@3->-
[19:38] <Dogbreath> 4#3-*->-**->-*-
[19:38] * Dsone sets mode: +v chelmahass
[19:38] <Dr_Dos> heh
[19:39] <MadTom> I use blackroses in one of my unreleased games
[19:39] <MadTom> They're pretty
[19:39] <nps[game]> STOP SAYING NPS I CAN'T CONCENTRATE
[19:39] <MadTom> sorry nps
[19:39] <Dr_Dos> nps?
[19:39] <Dr_Dos> why stop saying nps?
[19:39] <MadTom> wait nps
[19:39] <MadTom> what was it we shouldn't say nps?
[19:39] <Dr_Dos> WHAT R U PLAYING ANYWAYS...
[19:39] <Dr_Dos> NPS
[19:39] <nps[game]> hahaha aren't we all very funny
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[19:39] <MadTom> nps i forget
[19:39] <nps[game]> WELL BYE
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[19:39] <Dogbreath> I love you nps
[19:39] <Dogbreath> =(
[19:39] <MadTom> Heheheh.
[19:39] <Dr_Dos>
[19:39] <Dr_Dos> I'm playing WoS again...
[19:40] <Dogbreath> what level are you now, phewl?
[19:40] <Dr_Dos> 15.8
[19:40] <Dogbreath> oh
[19:40] <Viovis> yeah, melz rules
[19:40] <Dogbreath> Well, I'm still waiting for you to reach 31
[19:40] <Dogbreath> Madtom: DO YOU PLAY WOS?
[19:40] <Dr_Dos> HE SHOULD
[19:40] <Dogbreath> YES
[19:40] <MadTom> No
[19:40] <Dr_Dos>
[19:40] <Viovis> screw wos.. neopetz is better
[19:40] <Dr_Dos> heh
[19:40] <MadTom> I once played Medievia
[19:40] <Dr_Dos> how can you even compare them?
[19:41] <MadTom> Nearly got hooked ... fortunately, managed to break away.
[19:41] <Viovis> because neopets is more lame
[19:41] <Viovis> and everyone konows.. lame rules!
[19:42] <MadTom> ... you know you haven't got enough sleep when you're amazed that the progress bar on IE is exactly in time with your music.
[19:42] <Viovis> yhjkh'
[19:42] <Dr_Dos> heh
[19:42] <Viovis> gjhjk
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[19:42] <nps[game]> i can't be bothered making a game now
[19:42] * nps[game] is now known as nps
[19:42] <Viovis> neither can your mom
[19:43] <Viovis> she can't be bothered making a game either
[19:43] <MadTom> Viovis, that's true. She can't.
[19:43] <MadTom> U2 - With or Without You
[19:43] <Viovis> i just hope she doesn't kill me for saying that
[19:43] <Dogbreath> NPS: how you doing, beautiful?
[19:43] <nps> you just wait and see
[19:43] <Dogbreath> I love you shelby
[19:43] <Dr_Dos> Level 16 yey
[19:44] <Dogbreath> yey
[19:44] <nps> Dogbreath: Shut up.
[19:44] <Dogbreath> =(
[19:44] <MadTom>
[19:44] <Dr_Dos> I made a new engine today
[19:44] <Dr_Dos> heh
[19:44] <MadTom> NPS FIGHTS BACK!
[19:44] <Dogbreath> ASTOUNDING
[19:44] <MadTom> HAAAOHH-OOOHH-OOOOOOHHHHH
[19:44] <Viovis> i've noticed my way of dealing with people has changed dramatically... don't know how...
[19:44] <MadTom> SING IT BONO-BOY
[19:44] <Dogbreath> First time in 2 years he's resisted buttsex D-
[19:44] <Viovis> and i don't know if it's better or worse
[19:45] <MadTom> U2 - Pride
[19:45] <Viovis> i'm not the same old viovis i once was.. but viovis is viovis, and i am me.. i probably lost something
[19:45] <nps> I'm getting sick of you people treating me like I am your pimp.
[19:45] <MadTom> nps: Would you prefer to be a ho?
[19:45] <nps> Yes.
[19:45] * MadTom puts on his pimp hat.
[19:45] <Dogbreath> SHUT UP HO
[19:46] <MadTom> NPS FOR HIRE. 50c AN HOUR.
[19:46] * Dogbreath puts on teh big madalion
[19:46] <Dogbreath> Ohhhhhhhhhh...
[19:46] <Dogbreath> I WANT ONE!
[19:46] <MadTom> Hey, pimp daddeh, yo' be cuttin' 'cross mah turf. >:(
[19:46] <Dr_Dos> heh
[19:46] * MadTom pimp-slaps Dogbreath, yo
[19:46] <nps> 50c!
[19:46] <Dr_Dos> Nps: Your prognosis is good
[19:46] <Flaming_O> pimp-slap?
[19:46] <nps> I'M WORTH MORE THEN THAT
[19:46] <Dogbreath> Whaaa?
[19:47] <MadTom> nps: SHUT YO' MOUTH, HO
[19:47] <Dogbreath> No, you were worth 25
[19:47] <Dogbreath> THIS IS A SPECIAL DEAL FOR YOU
[19:47] <Dogbreath> SHUTTUP HO, OR YOU WON'T GET YOUR CRACK
[19:47] <MadTom> Heeeeey, Dogbreath mah man, I like yo's stahl.
[19:48] * Dogbreath lets MadTom rub his stahl
[19:48] <Viovis> yeah, melz1 is aweseme.. i miss m-e-l-o-n-z
[19:48] <Dr_Dos> Interfecus
[19:48] <MadTom>
[19:48] <MadTom> Dos: The funny thing about that is he doesn't look or act like that guy AT ALL
[19:48] <Dr_Dos> heh
[19:48] <Viovis> she was on #teens all like "HI IM F 15 VIC MSG ME IF UR INTERESTED
[19:48] <Viovis> "
[19:49] <Dogbreath> ...
[19:49] <Dogbreath> You're 20, you pedeophile
[19:49] <MadTom> Nirvana - Something in the Way
[19:49] * MadTom is now known as PimpTom
[19:49] <Viovis> dogbreath:i'm not a pedophile..
[19:49] <Dogbreath> Get outta #teens before they arrest you
[19:49] <Dogbreath> Oh
[19:49] <Dogbreath> WELL I AM
[19:49] <Dr_Dos> AHHH
[19:49] <Viovis> oh, right.. .20 means you're not a teen
[19:49] * Dr_Dos sets mode: +v nps
[19:49] <Viovis> i'm sure they don't care as long as your a teen by heart
[19:49] * Dogbreath is now known as CrackDawg
[19:49] <Viovis> anyway, if i was a pedophile i'd have to move to australia
[19:50] <Viovis> or even worse, lure people into my world
[19:50] <Viovis> i could never do that
[19:50] <CrackDawg> PLANE TICKETS
[19:50] <Viovis> madtom would never be free of sanity again
[19:50] <Viovis> boonob would be happy.. and as for nps... pooor pooor nps
[19:50] <PimpTom> Yeah, I need Viovis around
[19:50] <Viovis> he'd have to hear my rant in person
[19:50] <CrackDawg> nps would go cold turky =(
[19:50] <CrackDawg> then we wouldn't be able to use him anymore
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[19:51] <PimpTom> Everyone change their name to something involving Ebonics
[19:51] <Viovis> it'd be cool to have me around i guess
[19:51] * nps is now known as Fifi
[19:51] <Dr_Dos> heh
[19:51] <Fifi> i can't use thos
[19:51] <Fifi> this
[19:51] * Fifi is now known as Tina
[19:51] <Viovis> i'd like to live in australia actually.. well, the males there suck ass most of them... they're like perverts who are named mark twain
[19:51] <Tina> god damnit
[19:51] <Dr_Dos> heh
[19:51] <Viovis> heck, one of them messaged me and said they'd suck my ass and i was like "WHAT?"
[19:52] <Dr_Dos> haha
[19:52] <Viovis> what kind of opening conversation is that??
[19:52] <Tina> What's another ho name?
[19:52] <Viovis> you could get diseases... i don't even like watching porn of that!
[19:52] <Viovis> male or female?
[19:52] * Tina is now known as nps
[19:52] <nps> oh yeah
[19:52] <nps> i forgot it should be a male
[19:52] <Viovis> and i'll watch all sorts of porno
[19:52] <nps> i need a male ho name
[19:52] <PimpTom> Who would want to suck someone's ass
[19:53] <CrackDawg> NPS: Try Zackery
[19:53] <nps> me
[19:53] * Flaming_O is now known as Flaming_Ho
[19:53] <Dr_Dos> haha
[19:53] <Viovis> i feel weird
[19:53] * Dr_Dos is now known as Bruce
[19:53] * Bruce is now known as Dr_Dos
[19:53] <Dr_Dos> damn
[19:53] <nps> Zackery
[19:53] <Dr_Dos> hmmm
[19:53] <nps> no
[19:53] * Dr_Dos is now known as Tyrone
[19:53] <Viovis> i downloaded msn messanger just to confirm if melonz is on or not
[19:53] <Tyrone> Success
[19:54] <Viovis> i don';t know why i'm stalking a 15 year old student in australia... i just am
[19:54] <Viovis> married student at taht
[19:54] <Viovis> if that's fo reel
[19:54] <Tyrone> heh
[19:55] <PimpTom> Something in the way. Mmm-mmm. Something in the way. Yeah.
[19:55] <PimpTom> Mmm-mmm./
[19:55] * PimpTom is now known as MadTom
[19:55] <Flaming_Ho> man I'm not talking much toinght
[19:55] * Tyrone is now known as Dr_Dos
[19:55] <Flaming_Ho> pepto-bismol, a wading pool, and strippers
[19:55] <Flaming_Ho> I got it!
[19:57] <MadTom> Bye,
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[19:59] <nps> MEGATOKYO DAY
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[20:01] * nps has quit IRC (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by NeoPhyteS)))
[20:01] * NeoPhyteS is now known as nps
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