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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:45 am
by Larry Laffer
DAMN I forgot to check my country in the last 3 days!

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:10 pm
by Ro@m
Goddam opinion 4 ir really funny. LOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:02 am
by AdamN
I am the The Holy Empire of Aggelia.
"Get Wasted!"

Yadda Yadda Yadda
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:17 am
by Larry Laffer
Join Sweet Lake!

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:32 am
by AdamN
Joined Sweet lake
Changed name to the Empire of Aggelia

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:07 pm
by Ro@m
Nice! :thumbsup:

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:12 pm
by Ro@m
Look at this issue:

A violent and rather messy stampede of devils during a parade in your honour has brought widespread media attention to the shortage of blood, plasma and platelet donors in Mrzljaki.
The Debate

1. "Blood donation should be compulsory!" argues Freddy Clinton, a spokesperson for the Mrzljaki Blood Donors' Association. "We can't expect citizens to come flocking to donate blood just out of the goodness of their hearts, so the government should take the matter into its own hands. If we could maybe require healthy citizens to... let's say... donate blood every three months, we wouldn't have such a problem with shortages. It'll require more funding to organise and carry out, yes, but your people are worth it, aren't they?"
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2. "Don't listen to that devil worshipper!" preaches Faith Jefferson, a Jehovah's Witness. "It isn't up to us to decide what should be done, it is God, and only God, who decides what someone should do with their blood. I'd rather die clean and go to Heaven, thank you very much! We must heed this Gospel and ban blood donations now! Of course some people will die, but they will be rewarded in the afterlife for obeying His word."
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3. "You're kidding, right?" burbles anaemic patient Jack Summers from a hospital bed. "I'm not going to let some closed-minded priest tell me what I can and can't do with my blood! But I don't think people should be forced to give blood; they just need incentive, that's all. Like money. Trust me, any kind of 'AK47s For Blood' scheme will have them almost begging to donate. It's the only humane way to ensure that people like me are getting the care we need. If you're worried about funding just get it from those religious nuts... they're not helping anyone with it."
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4. "I have an even better idea," says Beth Rifkin, a prison officer. "How about we force every healthy prisoner to donate blood? It's about time they gave back to society what they've taken away in the first place. If we do this we won't have to beg the law-abiding citizens of Mrzljaki to take time out of their day to give blood. It's not like these thugs are really doing anything for us, so missing a pint or three won't matter, am I right?"
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LOL