DOS Games Discussion

shut up, my army of the dead will be around to you houses shortly

Interestin', what kind of undead?

The evergrowing army of the undead.

Noooooo! Leave FAUVEM to meeeeeeee!


Also... an army from liliput is not necesarily a midget one.
and fauvie you little super[cough]villan

Larry Laffer wrote: Your Weakness is Cotton Candy

I'm also not afraid of typ-os
I'm a shapeshifter... I bested you

Larry Laffer wrote: Also... an army from liliput is not necesarily a midget one.
and fauvie you little super[cough]villan

Somebody here hasn't read Gulliver's Travels...

Yes I did.... I might of just been an army of... er... Gullivers

Your Superhero Profile



Your Superhero Name is The Water Ninja
Your Superpower is Unexplained
Your Weakness is Toilet Paper
Your Weapon is Your Prototype Pitchfork
Your Mode of Transportation is Rocket

What's your Superhero Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/superheronamegenerator/

Crap I'd do it again but it's random so whatever.

Yay,prototype Pitchfork,just like the fork of forkipilation in Morrowind.

i refuse to let someone -else- rape my fauvem

Thats it! :Angry: The claws are out, I'm gonna use warlock skills to summon unspeakable evil or the grim reaper or... or... [gets confused] Anyway, I'm gonna summon something evil Now all I need is a virgin sacrifice [looks at Larry Laffer & then struggles to decide between him 'n' my roomate]Hmmm... [shugs] I'm outta here, I got some decisions to make, altars to setup, people to sacrifice, books to read [Wipes dust off Demonic Tome] & evil to summon.

you need a book to summon evilness?!
i just punch my sister in the arm and all evil thta is needed comes out of her. i usually just put it in a jar

Never Cyber as I COMMANDED Fauvem is mine for the taking... Plus that I know his weak spot

Fauvem you fool! What in the name of all that's evil you thinkin I'm a young virgin??
[as in young virgin girl].

Come on let's do it! You and me! Talon to Talon!
You'll be sorry you ever decided to ever get the Demonic Tome(why you ask because Demonic Tome is a trademark of The Flying Protector[writen, edited and printed by] and it is not for sale in "at the place where there is more grass than concrete")

thats it you and me, fight to the death NOW!....or whenever is good for you i dont care

NOW! It might just be a little problem consisting in WHERE to fight. :Angry:

you need a book to summon evilness?!
i just punch my sister in the arm and all evil thta is needed comes out of her. i usually just put it in a jar

tsk tsk tsk... you can't summon an incomprehendible evil that way, thats sort of evil has too many limitation & besides that bound to the physical shell of its origin, ergo you kill your sister, you kill the evil in the jar. Also I'm technically I'm not summoning evil, I'm unbanishing it OR failing that calling forth demons from a parallel universe & binding them to my will.

What in the name of all that's evil you thinkin I'm a young virgin??
[as in young virgin girl].

It doesn't have a gender requirement on this particular one just says one virgin sacrifice. Besides it increases the number of potential sacrifices.

You'll be sorry you ever decided to ever get the Demonic Tome(why you ask because Demonic Tome is a trademark of The Flying Protector[writen, edited and printed by] and it is not for sale in "at the place where there is more grass than concrete")

I never said I used that book, I just wiped the dust off it. I haven't used it in years because its doesn't have powerful enough evil to summon in there & there too easily banished to other realms.

Stuff this, I just gonna call forth some demons from parallel universe & bind them to my will, Its alot cheaper & easier to do. ZAP!!! [Opens Vortex & Casts powerful enchantments on the demons popping out]

Larry Laffer wrote:NOW! It might just be a little problem consisting in WHERE to fight. :Angry:

ill see you at mt everest

tsk tsk tsk... you can't summon an incomprehendible evil that way, thats sort of evil has too many limitation & besides that bound to the physical shell of its origin, ergo you kill your sister, you kill the evil in the jar. Also I'm technically I'm not summoning evil, I'm unbanishing it OR failing that calling forth demons from a parallel universe & binding them to my will.

you have not met my sister

[summons "The souls banisher"]
*rock music starts playing*
Atack with deamon: Order to use superpower- Banish summoned creatures to the eternal void. Result: All Fauvem's creatures perish.
*Larry changes music to Space Quest5 danger tune*
Personal atack: Atacks with "Steel Talons". Result: Fauvem suffers a loss of 20 HP; Fauvem suffers a loss of 5 Mana points; Fauvem's cast rate is reduced by 30%; Larry's Anger is increased by 10%.

*Fauvem's move pending...*

[Ro@m gets in]
*sees the deamon*
WTF?He you stop this,it not allowed!
*deamon doesn't hear him*
well looks like time to use my phonebooth!!
*the phoneboooth opens*
*SSSSWWWWWWHHOOOOHHH*
Now you dead!
*captures deamon inside of phonebooth*
Heheh,now you are captured!
*Ro@m sucks deamons health*

[Larry's turn]
Personal Atack: Atacks with "Steel Talons". Result: Ro@m suffers a loss of 20 HP; Ro@M suffers a loss of 5 Mana points; Ro@m's cast rate reduced by 30%; Larry's Anger is increased by 10%; (Side-effect): The phonebooth breaks open.
[Larry "Channels" Anger to "The souls banisher"]
*Larry says: Suck on this Ro@m*
Atack with Deamon: "Arcane Blast". Result: Ro@m suffers a loss of 50+15x2 HP
*Larry says: Next time don't mess with the big-league boys you noob :P*

*Next move pending*


don't lock this

[Ro@m's turn]
Ro@m says:Oh Larry don't make me do this!
*Takes out his celestial whip*
Ro@m's attack increases by 120%,bondage bonus +3.
Ro@m says:Well,well.
*Whuips Larry*
Whip attack:Larry loses 25HP+aditional 10HP damage of bondage bonus!
*Next move pending*