Did you ever

julie124 · Post by **julie124** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:27 pm

5 months for what?

Post by **Larry Laffer** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:20 pm

Mr. Worm wrote:I haven't been laid in over 5 months.

='(

For THAT!

GAMER · Post by **GAMER** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:19 pm

Wow. What a lucky lady...

I'm sure she's glad that she's just a lay...

Mmm, i found my good luck charm that i lost. That's kind of lucky? Maybe my luck will pick up now that i found it...Actually, i won my grand final this morning and got man of the match. So that's pretty cool i guess...

GAMER

Check-Mate · Post by **Check-Mate** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:08 am

I ended up starting my night good and happy, hearing about a certain person calling me while I was out with different people, and spent a good half hour lying on a trampoline having a breakdown. I laughed so hard I was crying, but really it was just a release of emotion. I didn't want to cry, so instead I had a hysterical laughing fit. And let me tell you, I feel like shit. Absolute shit.

The god damn balloon did nothing.

GAMER · Post by **GAMER** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:05 am

I hate balloons. *glare*

GAMER

Post by **CPT Worm** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:48 am

In my experience, most people are assholes. You can't let them get you down, because that's all they want.

Check-Mate · Post by **Check-Mate** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:43 pm

People are not assholes. My friends are not assholes, and I love them. They don't want me to be down. It's just the way it happens. It's just the way it works for me, always the bad, hardly the good.

Post by **CPT Worm** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:00 pm

They don't mean to be assholes of course. (Well, some do, but I hope these aren't your friends.) Maybe you should confront them about it if they make you feel terrible. They don't know that they're doing it.

And please ignore that above post, it must have been the vodka talking. Vodka puts me into a remorseful and pessimistic state.

Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:44 pm

Now the real question is, is the lack of sex due to the vodka or the vodka due to the lack of sex?

It's nearly 5am and even I can tell that was a piss poor attempt at humour, oh well.

julie124 wrote:I stole your luck, I just don't have it yet

Give it back! I kinda need it.

Check-Mate · Post by **Check-Mate** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:15 pm

Worm:
WELLlllll.....it's more complicated then I care to share...No, they don't mean to make me feel terrible, and they usually don't. It's mostly me...I guess....
Lemme put it this way: it's all romantic stuff...you know, the love thing...
Bah.

julie124 · Post by **julie124** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:23 am

hahha no way, Im not giving your luck back.. .Its mine mine mine!
hahahhas you never got laid in 5 months, I got laid yesterday lol muahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha

GAMER · Post by **GAMER** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:44 am

Ew. So inappropriate.

Mmm, most people are assholes. It's human nature. Especially when that love thing is concerned. Stupid love thing.

I hate balloons. *glare*

GAMER

Post by **Larry Laffer** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:05 am

Since everybody feels the need to say when they last got laid I'll make a thread bout it when I'll have the time

Thunderdog · Post by **Thunderdog** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:02 am

I got laid last night with my rubber ducky.

julie124 · Post by **julie124** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:05 am

hahahah rubber ducky, poor little thing

Post by **Larry Laffer** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:05 am

GAMER wrote:Ew. So inappropriate.

We realy didn't HAVE to know what you do with your rubber ducky late at night

GAMER · Post by **GAMER** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:59 pm

Lol, I don't think we need a "When I got laid last" thread either...Haha.

GAMER

Post by **Larry Laffer** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:34 pm

Did you realy think I was going to incourage people saying

Thunderdog wrote:I got laid last night with my rubber ducky.

or stuff like that all day long????

[edit] TD now I can't sleep because of you I keep having a nightmare with that DOOM monster in your avatar and your little rubber ducky and it's terrible :Angry:

fauvem · Post by **fauvem** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:54 am

GAMER wrote:most people are assholes. It's human nature.

Human nature is alot more varied than producing mostly assholes, there's usually something worse as well & occasionally something better.

Thunderdog wrote:I got laid last night with my rubber ducky.

Well, that ruined a few childhood memories.

cyb3r.god3 · Post by **cyb3r.god3** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:53 am

i can blow you all away with one link... but because of it nature ill be banned from the forums, yes its that bad. it involves; the weekenders, pokemon, harry potter, teen titans and random yiff characters in an all out orgy of yaoi, yuri,shota and loli, now that i have described you need not know the link