Anti-AOL Squad! (aka-part 2)

Post by **Dogbreath** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:04 pm

Check part 1... I nailed him in stanza 11.

And sheeze... what the hell is taking Homz so long? Not even me or Da_Goat took this long.

lakerzz8 · Post by **lakerzz8** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 9:29 pm

I...i mean zz8 was clubbed to death? What a way to go lol

Post by **Dogbreath** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:06 pm

No, he was beheaded. Read the story dude, you won't regret it.

lakerzz8 · Post by **lakerzz8** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:05 pm

Well he was killed by a caveman right?

Oz · Post by Oz » Wed Oct 29, 2003 11:52 pm

Tony_Montana wrote:I...i mean zz8 was clubbed to death? What a way to go lol

yep, great song.

Check-Mate · Post by **Check-Mate** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 10:52 pm

Heeeey......I was just reading the canadian one....great story you guys....you should continue this....and maybe you should add a new character...saaaaay, oh, I dunno.....A (gorgeous) Russian Spy?

Kazer0 · Post by **Kazer0** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 12:20 am

I hope I don't have to write the next part... again...

GameMaster.EXE · Post by **GameMaster.EXE** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:30 am

Can somebody just write up the next part? The suspense is killing me!

Kazer0 · Post by **Kazer0** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:55 pm

Master Kazer0 wrote:Dogface thinks deeply. "I know," he yells, "We can sleep in the bomb shelter at spam mans (Webmaster From Hell) house, he's too busy spamming to notice."

"Ok," exclaimed Zealot, "But I need to run and grab a few things. Just little things such as my PC, Server, Router, Moniter, Printer.... (20 min later) and cabel connection!"

"But how will we get it all there?" asked Ozzie, "And who is this guy anyways?"

"This man was the leader of the now AOL Time Warner Company, before the name change....." Dogface says as he suspiciouly looks at the man.

"Why the name change? What was wrong with it before?" asks the inquisitive Ozzie.

"BOOM, BOOM!" Yells John in anger.

"Calm, John, Calm. Let me explain. The FBI started getting suspicious after companys began to be taken over by an unknown source, and put out ads everywhere. It was called SPAM Corp. But this man was under the influance of the church."

"Well that cnt be true. Was it the Chatholic church?" Asks Goatman.

"It was..... It was....." Begins Dogface as he tears up, "The church of AOL" Dogface runs into the next room to hide himself.

"It is true," says the man in a low voice, "But Dogface ran in and tryed to put a stop to me by putting poision in my hotdog. What he didnt realise is that I hate hotdogs, and I was not poisioned, but the AOL Priest ate it, and died. I was released from his power, and ran to find someone that could help me get revenge on the AOL Time Warner Company. While I was absent, the renaming took place, and was taken over by the leader of the Church of AOL. Then I heard of the Canadian Invasion by a small group, and had to find you guys. It wasnt very hard, although the FBI seems to be having a hard time."

"Why does an internet company need a church?" Asks Ozzie.

"How else do you think such a crappy company gets so many customers?" Says the man.

"Ohhhhh....." Says Zealot, Ozzie, Goatman, John (Who actually said ooghhhhh) and Dogface, who had returned.

"But whats up with the outfit?"

"That is my diguise! For I am...." He pulls off the disguise.

"...Naked" Screams Goatman.

"Oops, sorry" The man take clothes out of his bag, which no one can figure out where it came from. "I am, Kazer0... but you can call me K0."

The small group of non-real-terrorists-but-terrorists-to-the-AOL-Time-Warner-Company Terrorists, a.k.a The Anti-AOL Squad, begins their journey to SPAM Mans Bomb Shelter.

"First on our agenda," Starts Dogface, "The destruction of the Church of AOL..."
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"Now first on our agenda, we must deal with their leader, but who could it be?" said Dogface, the alcoholic loom seemed to be removed from his face for awhile.

"B-a-a-a-a-u-t what ca-a-a-an we possibley do-o-o-o to remo-o-o-ve him?" Screamed goatman, his gamehippo posse standing newly formed behind him. They wondered why they had gathered.

Suddenly, as if some kind of strong magnet had overcome them, Goatman and his posse were sucked into a void known only as GH.

"Should we rescue them?" asked Ozzie, wondering why he was excluded.

"Possibly, if the time comes..." exclaimed Dogface.

"Now, " Interuped K0, "I have decided that we should get the AOL leader, henceforth known as Aollie, and lock him for his horrible, horrible, horrible.... something." He said it as if he were drunk, a part of his character that was overlooked during their meeting.

"BANG, ME FIND PAPER" Screamed John.

"It seems, " says ozzie, "That someone has left us a clue. However, all the paper reads is..."

"Half-Brit..." murmered Dogface, a suspicious and mysterious look looming over his face.

ANYONE MAY WRITE THE NEXT PART, BUT THAT RIGHT IS RESERVED ONLY FOR DGF SENIOR MEMBERS. IF YOU WERNT HERE WHEN THIS STORY WAS NEW, YOU CANT WRITE THE NEXT PART.

Post by **Dogbreath** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:42 am

Speaking of "dogface"... why the hell can't anyone remember to call him K9RS, damn it.

Actually, come to think of it, K9RS was a horribly cheesy name. Nevermind...

Kazer0 · Post by **Kazer0** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:51 pm

We renamed him.

Gamer_V · Post by **Gamer_V** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:42 am

Do you like changing your name, Kazer0, or is it just me?

Kazer0 · Post by **Kazer0** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:06 pm

You think i'm the one changing it? I never asked for it, it just comes.

Post by **CPT Worm** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:31 pm

[off-topic]

Gamer_V wrote:Do you like changing your name, Kazer0, or is it just me?

His rank is also in bold.
I think the gods should change his name to King Kazer0, just because of alliteration.
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Gamer_V · Post by **Gamer_V** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:37 pm

[even more off-topic]
How come you're the forum pimp then?
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julie124 · Post by **julie124** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:53 pm

cause he pimps forums silly

GameMaster.EXE · Post by **GameMaster.EXE** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:53 pm

Let's get back to topic here. Who's going to write the next part?