Teh Poem Generator

[diri]

or should we say, Degenerator.
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Poem/

dogbreath, you smell bad
(Index Windex; the glass is cleaner)
So I guess he can only be sad
let's skip dinner



or,

Fifty posts are already mine,
it's time for deep inner-reflection
All of a sudden dreams come true. Come with me drink my awful wine.
however it will cause a nice contusion

[Iuppiter]

Uh... huh.

O, how she doth despise
and I bumped into a friendly German fellow namned Klaus
Oh Tam! Hads't thou but been so wise
Reality is a staircase leading nowhere.

[diri]

heh. that one is sorta funny. better than the "Homage to Shakespeare" thingy that you had written.

[Iuppiter]

I suppose it doesn't sound too bad, but where did, "and I bumped into a friendly German fellow namned Klaus," come from?

[Dogbreath]

Diri a spammer thou art

After sufficient distension of the abdominal cavity,

it's hard to find a place to start

Ahh the days of youthful hormonal nonsensity

50 posts more than you should

For the hill (her breast) was itty-bitty

I surely would, If I could

line 'em all up betty

What foul Vogan invented this?

[radray11]

typed first line, then the rest just... ???

Mendel's Serenade
in the beginning God said: let there be a DOS forum

Finish the day with bagels and lox

but the doges, always the doges and their drums

or else beat it and kill the fox


... is this a psychotic thing going on? So what does DOS have to hide?

[Dogbreath]

The quality of mercy is not strained

I stepped on a squirrel - oh what a smell!

we see the path that we have planed

Barbershop is the salvation out of that well

From providence it flows freely

Ans I feel it's time to bury the hatchet.

Dulcimer! Away, gnat-like heavens! You mourn too plaintively!

The sultry fish are goobling John him Cratchet

[Cakephatt]

I rubbed feces on my face

Of course it is, but quit looking at me, sire!

Alone in a secret place

So I cut her throat with a wire.