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One day there was a large woman of a small charcather. she lived in a hospiatial and was caonnoeted to a bed pan. she used this to her advantadges, so , when she did pee she didnt walk becaus u see, she could not walk. this was a bad advantadge but she used a magical device called the "BED PAN" this was a greta device .
One day she was laying Down And Toucans came down to ther window.
she was a fat, and so she, said. "TOUCANS> GET ME A CHEESEburger plese!!'"
but the toucans wont get her a chese burger. so she sed
""TOUCANS THIS BED IS VERY COMFY. WOULD U LIEK TO TRY MY BEDPAN/? I AM VERY IMPORTANT BECUS I AM HELPING A TECHINOLOGY COMPUTER. I WILL BE RIGT BAKC WILE I FETCH A CHEESEBURGER. and the toucans all sed yes very quik.
so, the fat went to fetch a chese burger from the lockle*spellign* cheseburger shop. wen they came back they desiceded that the cehese burgers was tasty so they would eat it instad .
this hurt the fat touckan it did, and so they sed, "fat woman, you ar a fat! i can use the tecinology becus i am important and am much better than u.
"U lie! shouted fatwoman. " i am the much BETTER BED WOMAN FAT!
"if u r, then juggle a cheeseburgers! " shouted the toucan.
"OKAY!" shouted fatwoman. so they fatwoman started a cheseburgerjugglecontest, and start to juggle.
"no u do it all WRONG! :o "ecslamied toucans. "LET me sho u how to juggle but u hav to lay in the bed"
so tha fat woman lay in the bed becus she wanted to win the juggle contest. but IT IS A SECRET FATTY TRAP! :laugh: THE toucan flys away and they all laf at her and go ger a ceseburger!

THE END ? ???
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F7.
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Choose your poison.

As for your story:
What. The. Fuck.
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Mr. Worm wrote:F7.
http://www.spellcheck.net
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Choose your poison.

As for your story:
What. The. Fuck.
I agree.

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No this is definitely a FTW kind of story. :laugh:
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Ok, so I can't stand this anymore and I'm going to rewrite it with proper spelling and stuff.

One day there was a large woman of small character. She lived in a hospital and was connected to a bed pan. She used this to her advantage so that when she did pee she didnt walk because you see, she could not walk. This was bad, but she used a magical device called the "BED PAN".
One day she was lying in bed and some toucans came down to her window.
She was fat, so she said.
"Toucans, get me a cheeseburger please!!"
But the toucans wouldn't get her a cheeseburger. So she said
"Toucans, this bed is very comfortable. Would you like to try me bedpan? I am very important because I am helping a computer."
"We will be right back, we'll get you a cheeseburger." The toucans replied quickly.
So the toucans went to fetch a cheeseburger from the local cheeseburger restaurant. When they came back they decided that they would eat the cheeseburger because it was very tasty. This hurt the fat toucans, so they said
"Fat woman, you are fat! We can use the technology because we are important and much better than you are."
"You're lying!" shouted the fat woman "I am a much better fat woman!"
"If you are, then juggle these cheeseburgers!" Shouted the toucans.
"OKAY!" Replied the fat woman. So the fat woman started to juggle the cheeseburgers.
"No, you're doing it all wrong." Exclaimed the toucans. "Let us show you how to juggle. But you must lay in bed."
So the fat woman lay in the bed because she wanted to win the juggling contest. But the bed was a secret trap! The toucans flew away and they all laughed at her while they went to get cheeseburgers.

(I had a heck of a time interpretting that! Wow, learn how to speak english! My god!)

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thats just great Check-Mate!

10/10

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Check-Mate, take a bow; that must have been quite an effort. I still don't like the story but at least now it makes sense, well as much sense as can be made from it.
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Post by HappyHarvick29 »

Again with the fat people! Man, did some overweight girl make fun of you this week? Oh well, lose the caps in your titles, and maybe we should install spellingcow on this board just for you! Just a suggestion. :P
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Happy: Oh man, thanks. I totally agree with the spelling thing. This is the second time I'm mentioning it now: Use proper grammar. (cake)

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*Title fixed* So much fun having all these nifty mod powers. :P
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