Anti-AOL Squad! (aka-part 2)

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Anti-AOL Squad! (aka-part 2)

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NOTE BEFORE READING: If you haven't read everything in the "Let's Invade Canada" topic, this will make no sense to you. Read that 1st!

"So should we be off?" asked Richard impatiently...

"No," said K9RS, "We still have some urgent business to attend to"

"Which is?" asked Richard angrily.

"Well, our invasion of Canada/murder of a spy was not exactly legal...I think we should get a name change."

"ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-aaa--aaa--a-a," baaa'ed General ba-a-a-a-a (which of course means "I like my name the way it is!".)

"We all do ba-a-a, but K9RS has a point," said Oz, not wanting to look bad in front of authority.

"Hmm....well, I think I'll be Dogface" said K9....er, Dogface.

"Alright, well, Goatman sounds good to me," agreed ba-a-a (now Goatman).

"hmmm, let's see. My name is Richard, and my last name ward. Why don't I be creative, eh? Yeah, I'll be wardrich!"

"I really like my name though!", said Oz.

"Well, how about Wizard of, or Dorothy, or perhaps the lion..." offered Dogface.

"No, those aren't cool!"

"Ugh, ugh!" exclaimed John. "You be named Ugh" (ugh is caveman for Ozzie).

"Well, ok, Ozzie it is," agreed Oz(zie), "at least that comes with some respect."

"Um...sure..." said Dogface "Oh well, what will you go by mz?"

"Hmm...I think I'll use the name Zealot, for that is what I am at heart."

"EwWwW," shreeks Goatman as chills run up his back.

And so they were off (John unable to comprehend what a name change meant, of course, and remaining the same).

"How do you suppose we should go about our business?" asked wardrich.

"Well, AOL is a very greedy company, so why don't we get 'em where it hurts?" suggested Dogface.

"To the stock market we go!"

"Wait a second," said Ozzie. "I just remembered something...."

(Oz, your turn!)
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...and then Ozzie realized that he had forgot what he was going to say!

no... Ozzie said "i think, that if we buy options on aol's stock, and them bomb them with utility aircraft, then we can make about ninety mil or so with the options. it's complicated, so i won't go into the details here..."

John the ax grunts for Ozzie to go on, but then realizes that it could be a fatal mistake. Too late, he has a heart attack about ten seconds into Ozzie's boring lecture on option contracts, and his instant-gratification mind does the rest. he soon expires. :D

the topic is dead...



"i never liked him anyway," says Webmaster from hell.
"oh, shut up!"
"get a proper avatar!"
"make a god website!"
"stop interfering with dead topics!"

then, Dogface, John's bes and only friend, began to speak.
"Thou hast interfered in this forum long enough. I banish you forever!"

and with that, the topic really was silent...
(WFH next. and be kind to others. not to me though)
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There I go, deleting useless posts, again....
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Post by John The Ax »

Good job, WFH, for not following the story so far at all, for not paying attention to details (I'm dead, dammit!), and writing a totally tasteless part of the story.
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Post by webmaster from hell »

(1) I DID NOT ASK TO HAVE TO WRITE IT!
(2) ITS AS TASTELESS AS THE REST OF IT
(3) OZ, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
(4) WE NOW HAVE TWO DEAD PPL
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How 'bouts we delete WFHs part and allow JTA to write the next part of the story, eh?
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OH PLEASE DO!!! I DIDNT WANT TO WRITE IT ANYWAY!!!
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Post by Dogbreath »

Well then, it's deleted. Nasty gets the next part.
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Post by nastypoisonspikes »

Thanks, but no thanks. I don't feel like I know any of you enough to write the next part, but maybe another time.


I would appreciate if someone would introduce my character though...
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if anyone cares, my company..

S.P.A.M (refer to can inv. story)

Could help take down the AOL Time Warner company.
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K0, your avatar is dead...
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It's not always dead. It dies sometimes, but then comes back.
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lol....

i knioe. Its my server acnova, they are migrating tio new servers. I would post it on clawz, but theyre gay and deleted my account and started charging.
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Post by nastypoisonspikes »

The first person to post here can have my turn, execpt wfh.
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Well, I don't want to, since I just did......how about wardrich, he hasn't written in a while.
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Post by nastypoisonspikes »

Can we consider this topic dead now and destickyilized?
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Post by Da_Goat »

No.....why don't we let Thunderdog do it! DO IT NOW!
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Re: Anti-AOL Squad! (aka-part 2)

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Da_Goat wrote:NOTE BEFORE READING: "Wait a second," said Ozzie. "I just remembered something...."


.....I left my toothbrush home!!" Goatman backhanded Ozzie in annoyance "Fool!" He cried "Why take toothbrushes, when we have perfectly good Ivy Leaves!?" "Good point" said Ozzie.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Dogface:I'm not getting it.
Goatman:nither here. Ozzie:Nope. Then then there was another knock.
(silence) Several seconds later, a zapping sound was heard, and a fist came through the doorknob All except Dogface:WE'RE GUNNA DIE!! Dogface then got up and pulled open the door to see a rather odd being there.
He wore a mixture of clothing:A T-Shirt, Crocodile-Hunter style shorts, and Knee-high boots. He yelled "You bastards left me behind!" Dogface:(In innocent voice) We didnt know we left you! (Heh heh)
Goatman:Hey, isnt that the guy Dogface poiso... Dogface Quickly covered Goatman's mouth to spare his own life from the raging beast.

John the Ax turns his attention away from his game of Strip Solitaire to T.D who seems a bit pissed off. Dogface:Alright, We'll let you stay. T.D:I have one question:Where are we sleeping? Dogface:Uh..... (Whoever, go next) I know, I may have been a bit pointless in this one, but I wouldnt mind writing something every once in a while.
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ill write the next part if someone tells me who dogface poisioned.
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no one knows who was poisioned?
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