GAH!

denrix · Post by **denrix** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 11:52 pm

some ugly stuff at the store couple of days ago.
we have this wooden dog at the store, kinda like a big doberman, with his tail up in the air. this kid, a boy about 8 years old, goes and sticks his nose in the tail, and couldnt get it out. his parents had to hold his head from moving, until the paramedics came, cuz he was hurting himself worse. they came, and they had to use some goddamn tweezers to get the goddamn tail out of his nose. that ugly little thing was bleeding like a F having her period.
some of the other customers were laughing their butts off, and some ofhters, well, most of the others, were completely flabbergasted. thanks God we have a hospital right close to the store, and it didnt take more than a couple of mins for the ambulance to arrive.

Morale of the Story: Never stuff dog tails in your nose, no matter how sweet they smell.

Post by **emmzee** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:32 am

Excellent, yet disturbing, story. At least this tail ... err, tale, had a happy ending.

BTW ... that sig is a little excessive. Maybe 3 of them is enuff?

denrix · Post by **denrix** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:45 am

I'll think about it.

Thunderdog · Post by **Thunderdog** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:38 am

Are you doing this just to piss me off?

denrix · Post by **denrix** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:17 pm

you got it, fatty.

Thunderdog · Post by **Thunderdog** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:25 pm

Good, hopefully all this terror won't last much longer.

denrix · Post by **denrix** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:03 pm

I promise it will.

BillyBob · Post by **BillyBob** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:09 pm

denrix wrote:I promise it will.

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Man, you suck. Honestly, I think you're wasting BB space. If only an admin would shut you down...

Thunderdog · Post by **Thunderdog** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:54 pm

It's not going to happen, Dogbreath loves him too much.

denrix · Post by **denrix** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:43 pm

doesnt everyone?

Post by **Dogbreath** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:11 pm

I've cut the boobs gals down to 3... they should be enough. (Feel free to use your 3 favorites)

BillyBob: I would, but Denrix had my man child and I'm thus bound to him 4evar.

Or maybe not.

Anyhow, we lock most of his pointless posts and, unless he starts posting porn or being an asshole to members here, there's not much reason to ban him. Would it help if we deleted the spam topics as well?

Post by **Wally** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:13 pm

The boob gals should be down to 1 row as they cause the net to slow right down.. (For those 56kers)

Post by **Dogbreath** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:15 pm

Um, they are. What resolution are you using anyway?

Post by **Wally** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:16 pm

1024*768 pixels. They werent when i last looked :|

denrix · Post by **denrix** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:18 pm

AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE BEEN HAXXED!!!!!!!! ;O

Post by **Dogbreath** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:18 pm

Try deleting your cookies, though I don't know how it could still display more than one row on 1024x768 . =/

Thunderdog · Post by **Thunderdog** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:39 pm

Post by **Wally** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:04 pm

Its ok now...

I like your thing TD :)That should be your avatar

BTW why is Dnirex getting stupider by the day like that avatar could be rather upsetting for some girls as all they are regarded as are sex objects...

Post by **Dogbreath** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:30 pm

Locked. The original post was okay but this has disintergrated into pure stupidity.