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1001 ways to murder Wally...

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 12:18 pm
by Oz
And wally, sorry if i got abusive. and i do know what town you live in. it's Yinnar. it's next to your avatar, in ever one of your posts. and i bet if i looked here, i would find you...

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:22 pm
by Splodginator
No, don't try there, try here: http://www.whitepages.com.au

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 6:16 pm
by Dogbreath
Hang on-I think I have his real name around here somewhere...

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 6:20 pm
by Dogbreath
Benjamin S*****. (Long "a" mind you-at least I think so. Useful if you're going to call him...)

Shouldn't be too hard now... :devil:

Name Censored out of concern for subjects safety.

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 12:26 pm
by Oz
congratzos.

wally: prepare for a phone war! I KNOW HOW TO USE TELEX!

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 12:32 pm
by Oz
ok... is this it?

Slater S & P
<Adress Removed>

not gonna post the phone no. here. you don't know what kind of sick, twisted, evil people read these boards...

*looks in the mirror*


AAAARRRH! :o


see what i mean? :rolleyes:

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 9:37 pm
by Dogbreath
There, stupid tripe and flamewars filtered out. :)

*Passes chainsaw to Oz behind back* You wanna just mutilate him or would you rather rip his face off and wear it as a mask? :devil:

(Note: this is an attempt on the behalf of the staff here at Dosgames to bring back the pure insanity of the <html><a href=http://www.dosgames.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=870>Mixed Bag Topic</a></html> and associated fun topics. (see DGF key topic listing) Have fun posting! And for the love of God-if you want to post a rant or bicker or flame about any of the stuff posted here-DO IT IN ANOTHER TOPIC. Hell, if you want to complain about the existence of this topic, DO IT IN ANOTHER TOPIC. Unlike others, this isn't meant to be a serious topic-don't try to make it that. Thanks!)

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 9:44 pm
by denrix
uuuh! looky here! I wet my panties! :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame:

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 9:51 pm
by SHOETAQUILLA
:D Time for Prank Calls :D

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 9:53 pm
by Thunderdog
dnirex wrote:uuuh! looky here! I wet my panties! :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame:
*Mumbles to self, "Fucking Retard." *

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 9:58 pm
by denrix
why, daddy, why?!?! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Let's limit that to 6 :cry:s there, son. :)

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:02 pm
by SHOETAQUILLA
don't worry dnirex, you'll grow outta it one day :rolleyes:

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:04 pm
by Dogbreath
Wait, that's not piss he wet himself with...

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:10 pm
by SHOETAQUILLA
:huh:

but still he should of grown outta spilling drinks :D

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:21 pm
by denrix
Dogbreath wrote:Wait, that's not piss he wet himself with...
what the...?! you dont mean...
:shifty: :shifty: :shifty: :shifty: :shifty: :shifty:

no way! no way, man! no way!

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:35 pm
by SHOETAQUILLA
Dogbreath is banned from making judgements!!:D

Cause if it looks like piss smells like piss it definitely is piss!! :laugh:

*passes dnirex a kleenex..."clean yourself up mate"*

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:10 am
by Thunderdog
Go back to yehr Gamehippo! </scottish>

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:05 pm
by Oz
*slides a chainsaw into wally's trousers*

tee hee!

at least you'd never have the problems that dnirex did, mate! :laugh:

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:24 pm
by denrix
:( :( :( :( :( :( :(

(six of them. count em if you want.)

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 4:02 pm
by Dogbreath
:(
1 Uno
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2 Dos
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3 Tres
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4 Cuanto
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5 Cinco
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6 Sies
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7 Siete
dnirex wrote:(six of them. count em if you want.)
I came up with seven...