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christmas time, hashish and wine...

tra la la lala la la...

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LOL

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LOL you gherkins you are all crazy :P



ah well its only me


But this should be locked im afraid its getting a bit violent :laugh:


Really my name is Just 'Ben' Not Benjamin

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Did we say you could talk?

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Is that how it's listed on your birth certificate? If so-the official must've made a typo because the one I have of you (stole it 3 nights ago) says "Benjamin"...

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Where did you get my Birth Certificate

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I stole it from your house 3 nights back. Actually, I could've killed you then-but I don't want to just kill *you*, I want to kill your parents, siblings, extended family, girlfriend, friends, anyone who knew you existed and anyone who knew anyone who knew you existed. I'll chemically melt your neighborehood and erase all traces of DNA-destroy all public records and crash every computer or network you've ever accesed.

It'd be like you never existed, wouldn't it? :devil:

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hmph. but there is a glitch in your Evil Plan, your Evilness.
We know about Benjamin Wan-Kenobi too. Are you gonna come and kill us too? :blah:
sasha: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go have sex with my boyfriend.

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Dogbreath wrote:I stole it from your house 3 nights back. Actually, I could've killed you then-but I don't want to just kill *you*, I want to kill your parents, siblings, extended family, girlfriend, friends, anyone who knew you existed and anyone who knew anyone who knew you existed. I'll chemically melt your neighborehood and erase all traces of DNA-destroy all public records and crash every computer or network you've ever accesed.

It'd be like you never existed, wouldn't it? :devil:
Ah so thats who was in the house the other nite...
hmmm

You must have taken a pic of my certificate.....

:rolleyes:

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Anybody want my social security number?

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Da_Goat wrote:Anybody want my social security number?

hehe Sure!!! :laugh:

But what good would that be for me... hmmm

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I have a belly button.

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SUGOI

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I have Two!!! haha! I'm stronger than you!

"the man with two belly buttons will triumph", has said a wise man once.
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I shot the wise man-just to make a point.

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if you shot the wise man, doesn;t that mean that you are the new Wise Man? :huh:
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ha ha ... ha ha ha ... HA HA HA HA HA ... ha ha

ha ha

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Oz must have got most of his moves from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movies...

...as he has a good cutting and sawing technique!! :D
Give Me Blood, Guts n' Glory...Shoot to Kill!!

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"All Hale the new Wise Man!!!"

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GAYMAH wrote: "All Hale the new Wise Man!!!"
hehehehehe...worship me!! :devil:
Give Me Blood, Guts n' Glory...Shoot to Kill!!

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