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If you were about to be captured by a Serial Killer?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:15 am
by SpaceFans
For me it would be some Glue and some porno of a naked woman and ask the Serial Killer to look at it and WHAM!!! It would be stuck on his face and I'd make my escape.Too bad he'll be blinded by porno though.He'll then probably be found looking at porno and go to jail for both murder and child pornagraphy.


Anyways what would your last request be?

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:51 am
by cyb3r.god3
at least let me lose me virginity first

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:16 am
by Larry Laffer
If you were hoping for him to wait several decades, you're wrong, you'll just gett arse-loved! :P

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:55 am
by dosraider
I think I should ask to regain my long lost virginity.

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:41 am
by cyb3r.god3
Larry Laffer wrote:If you were hoping for him to wait several decades, you're wrong, you'll just gett arse-loved! :P
well then i must have a blowtorch handy then

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:10 am
by AdamN
SpaceFans (Captured)
Punctured SF spine, stalked him from behind - found some useful items in his pockets:
* Page torn from recent December 2007 edition of Hustler
* No name brand super glue
These items have been removed and victim is currently unconscious and at secret location - he will not be able to escape, location has a number of hidden ambush traps!

Cyber.God (Captured)
Punctured CG Spine, stalked him from behind - found some more useful items in the bag he had with him:
* Can of Brut deodorant
* Disposable lighter
* packet of smokes - :o does your mother know?
and don't say I didn't warn you of the dangers of smoking!
Items removed - victim awake bound and gagged - victim asked request for sex before dies - will hire him a hooker!

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:57 am
by Larry Laffer
AdamN wrote:will hire him a hooker!

How very thoughtful of you! :laugh: