If you were about to be captured by a Serial Killer?

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If you were about to be captured by a Serial Killer?

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For me it would be some Glue and some porno of a naked woman and ask the Serial Killer to look at it and WHAM!!! It would be stuck on his face and I'd make my escape.Too bad he'll be blinded by porno though.He'll then probably be found looking at porno and go to jail for both murder and child pornagraphy.


Anyways what would your last request be?

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at least let me lose me virginity first
One time I had a Jack and coke and it had a lime in it, And I saw that the lime was floating. That's good news man. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I'll reach for a lime... I'll be water skiing without a life preserver and people'll say 'What the hell?' and I'll pull out a lime...and a lemon too. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.

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If you were hoping for him to wait several decades, you're wrong, you'll just gett arse-loved! :P
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I think I should ask to regain my long lost virginity.
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Larry Laffer wrote:If you were hoping for him to wait several decades, you're wrong, you'll just gett arse-loved! :P
well then i must have a blowtorch handy then
One time I had a Jack and coke and it had a lime in it, And I saw that the lime was floating. That's good news man. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I'll reach for a lime... I'll be water skiing without a life preserver and people'll say 'What the hell?' and I'll pull out a lime...and a lemon too. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.

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SpaceFans (Captured)
Punctured SF spine, stalked him from behind - found some useful items in his pockets:
* Page torn from recent December 2007 edition of Hustler
* No name brand super glue
These items have been removed and victim is currently unconscious and at secret location - he will not be able to escape, location has a number of hidden ambush traps!

Cyber.God (Captured)
Punctured CG Spine, stalked him from behind - found some more useful items in the bag he had with him:
* Can of Brut deodorant
* Disposable lighter
* packet of smokes - :o does your mother know?
and don't say I didn't warn you of the dangers of smoking!
Items removed - victim awake bound and gagged - victim asked request for sex before dies - will hire him a hooker!
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AdamN wrote:will hire him a hooker!

How very thoughtful of you! :laugh:
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