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What do you think now that John the Ax stopped by for a visit?

He's a zombie, he died in a fire.
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Oh my god! John the Ax, has taken my babies!
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Who the fu** is JTA ?
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Total votes: 16

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Post by John The Ax » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:35 pm

emmzee wrote:ZOMG teh oldbies are returneh! :jester:
John the Ax wrote:Oh, and <b><u>too</u></b> all the noobs that are reading this: Make your posts grammatically correct and legible. Shape up or ship out!
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Wow, that's what I get for making posts late at night. LOL (yeah, I just typed that, you all may wonder, for when JTA LOLs, pigs fly out of a flash-frozen Hell).

I probably won't stick around all that much, but I may pop in now and then to assault careless noobs when they least expect it. But though my title is still moderator, I actually can't do any of the happy things I used to love, like deleting/editing posts, locking, etc.

I notice that two of you would like to engage in baby-making. That may be worrisome. The rest of you thought I died in a fire, but come on, did you really think mere fire could destroy me?

Wardrich, I'm sorry that the defecation of construction material was not an option in my poll.

I don't even remember who TSM was, but that's probably my crappy memory. I know Wally emailed him last night, but has Procerus made a post since I've left? I wonder if the old guy kicked the bucket at some point.

I've been doing pretty well. I'm about to start my sophomore year of college, but more significantly I'm working on a playground for my summer job, sort of a daycamp thing. Destroying noobs is just a part of me, whether it be noobs to grammar on a message board, or noobs to life on a playground. So you'll be glad to know I'm still carrying the torch.
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Post by Dogbreath » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:49 pm

I have returned your noob-smiting powers to you. Use them well. Also, do you use MSN? Because if you do, you should contact me. My information's in my profile.

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Post by GAMER » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:31 pm

I liked the old Dogbreath avatar. :(

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Post by Check-Mate » Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:32 am

I'm pretty sure that I'm too tired to read this whole topic right now.
I'm pretty sure I checked "Omg! JTA, have my babies"
and I'm pretty sure nice job on the avvie Gamer_V.
Cheers.

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Post by Larry Laffer » Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:27 am

Hmmm, it seems 4 people want to have JTA's babies... 2 of them are obviously able to do so, but the other 2... Tinman47? Thunderdog? :rolleyes:

And Dogbreath, must you really use your picture for an avatar? You're ugly! :P
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Post by dosraider » Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:28 am

dosraider wrote:We must slaughter some chickens and burn a young maiden in a bonfire to protect ourselves.
Lets grab Gamer, it's a chick and a young maiden. Solved.
GAMER wrote:Lol. Can't we just dress Tinman up?? The gods won't know the difference.
Dogbreath wrote:Allright, back to the virgin sacrifice...
Dress Tinman47 up ?
How longer I think about that idea how more I like it.
The virginity won't be a problem with him.

Or we could sacrify Abyss ......
I don't suppose that wardrich .... naaaah, not.
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Post by Dogbreath » Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:56 pm

GAMER wrote:I liked the old Dogbreath avatar. :(

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So do I, really.

If I find myself an avatar I enjoy more, I'll go over to that one... but this one stays for now.

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Post by GAMER » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:10 pm

dosraider wrote:
dosraider wrote:We must slaughter some chickens and burn a young maiden in a bonfire to protect ourselves.
Lets grab Gamer, it's a chick and a young maiden. Solved.
GAMER wrote:Lol. Can't we just dress Tinman up?? The gods won't know the difference.
Dogbreath wrote:Allright, back to the virgin sacrifice...
Dress Tinman47 up ?
How longer I think about that idea how more I like it.
The virginity won't be a problem with him.

Or we could sacrify Abyss ......
I don't suppose that wardrich .... naaaah, not.
I'm willing to lend some clothes to the cause. :P

Good to see Doggy is a cat again i say. :)

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Post by tinman47 » Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:59 pm

Wardrich...Your a fuck. Seriously. Why would you use my profile to make a thread when I wasnt here?

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Post by Larry Laffer » Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:03 pm

Ahem, if you got something with wardrich, PM him. Or Dogbreath. Or someone else!

But he can't "use your profile to make a thread when you weren't here"(he would if he could, tho). He doesn't have that level of access.

So yeah, give up on them drugs!
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Post by wardrich » Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:55 pm

tinman47 wrote:Wardrich...Your a fuck. Seriously. Why would you use my profile to make a thread when I wasnt here?
Tinman47... You're a fuck. Seriously. Why would you think I hacked your account to make a thread, when I could have easily just taken an old, spammy one that somebody locked, and change it all around?

And why'd you post that here?

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Post by tinman47 » Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:00 pm

? Then who did? :suspicious: Hmmmm... Alright,your off the hook...But your still a suspect. :P

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Post by wardrich » Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:59 pm

tinman47 wrote:? Then who did? :suspicious: Hmmmm... Alright,your off the hook...But your still a suspect. :P
Read my post again... Nobody hacked into your account.

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Post by CPT Worm » Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:29 am

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Post by GAMER » Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:34 am

Lawl. Watch out wardrich, you've offended and confused Tinman!!

A confused and angry Tinman is a dangerous thing.

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Post by wardrich » Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:28 am

GAMER wrote:Lawl. Watch out wardrich, you've offended and confused Tinman!!

A confused and angry Tinman is a dangerous thing.

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Post by Gamer_V » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:04 am

It still is power abuse. You should be de-modded. Shame on you. :suspicious:
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Post by wardrich » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:16 am

Gamer_V wrote:It still is power abuse. You should be de-modded. Shame on you. :suspicious:
How is that power abuse? The topic was old and locked, and it was all in fun. There's absolutely no way anybody could have taken hard feelings in that post...

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Post by Larry Laffer » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:52 am

... except for Tinman47 :P
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Post by wardrich » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:53 am

Larry Laffer wrote:... except for Tinman47 :P
Are you suggesting that Tinman hates me? lol.

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