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Post by Dogbreath » Tue Dec 10, 2002 6:20 pm

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Post by Oz » Thu Dec 12, 2002 6:12 pm

well, my favourite haiku, written by Albert Finney in 1929, is:

five syllables,
then seven, five again,
no rhyme.

or something like that....

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Post by GAMER » Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:58 am

ummm...

is your first line supposed to only have 4 syllables? and is your 2nd supposed to have 6? :huh:

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Post by Interon » Tue Mar 02, 2004 12:12 pm

Yeah, give us the official format, if you don't mind.

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Post by Icedragon » Mon Apr 19, 2004 5:47 pm

The offical format is 5, 7, 5

I like this one i read about Mircosoft.

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Post by NIK » Fri May 07, 2004 9:54 pm

10 print "This is a"
20 print "Haiku program"
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Post by Kazer0 » Fri May 07, 2004 10:25 pm

A forest blows in wind.
This is a haiku. haiku.
A mighty fine one.


A lot like my poem actually,

Roses are Red,
Violates are blue,
This is a poem.

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Post by Cakephatt » Fri May 06, 2005 12:48 am

A confused old man
Will he be lost forever?
Only time will tell

Something grabs his foot
Oops! He slipped on a pine cone!
He is very dead
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Post by Cakephatt » Fri May 06, 2005 12:51 am

Be good to hobos
Or they will eat your Cherrio's
Silent like the night

Eating your garbage
Or are they eating your soul?
Be good to hobos
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Post by Cakephatt » Sat May 07, 2005 7:10 pm

A fat Mexican
Pedro does eat the corn dog
Will corn dog eat him?

Walking home from school
The corn dog eats his insides
Then it eats his face.
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Post by Cakephatt » Sun May 08, 2005 11:23 am

I wash my bad hands
Because I just made bacon
Please eat my bacon

I am special chef
Like decroded peice of craps
I make good bacon
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Post by Gamer_V » Mon May 09, 2005 10:27 am

Uh... 5 7 5?

Let the wind blow hard
Does the wind blow like it should
Will we wait for tomorrow?

It is still, still raining
When will it ever stop, stop raining?
I am getting quite wet
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Post by CPT Worm » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:12 pm

Let the rain fall down
The drops disturb a smooth lake
My mind remains calm.

The church bells chime twelve
One more year closer to death
Another from youth.

I feel like baking.
Maybe some brownies or cake.
Damn, I don't have eggs!
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Post by CPT Worm » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:59 pm

GUREI miru
ame futotte yo
chotto shinu

All I see is gray.
The rain keeps on falling down.
I die a little.

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