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cyb3r.god3
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:08 am     Post subject: Satan Burger Reply with quote

Hmmm, now what do you think when you hear Satan Burger.... Surely not Satan opening a chain of burger restaurants. I really have to say this was the strangest book ive ever read. but it was incredibly awesome. Death cuts off his hands so he cant kill people when he accidently touches his son. There is an inter-dimensional port shaped like a vagina that changes colours, God lives in a giant shopping mall in the sun, and people stare at the wall and shrug

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Warning, front cover is strange, may offend and give you uncomfortable stares from work\classmates
http://www.amazon.com/Satan-Burger-Carlton-Mellick-III/dp/0971357234

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I seriously recommend reading this. the choice of formatting is brilliant

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So now..... im staring at the wall.......... trying not to shrug

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:14 am     Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds as the kind of book I like to read.

Adds it on the looooooooooong 'one day I will' list....
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Santhosh CHRiS
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:17 am     Post subject: Re: Satan Burger Reply with quote

cyb3r.god3 wrote:
Hmmm, now what do you think when you hear Satan Burger.... Surely not Satan opening a chain of burger restaurants. I really have to say this was the strangest book ive ever read. but it was incredibly awesome. Death cuts off his hands so he cant kill people when he accidently touches his son. There is an inter-dimensional port shaped like a vagina that changes colours, God lives in a giant shopping mall in the sun, and people stare at the wall and shrug

Happy

Warning, front cover is strange, may offend and give you uncomfortable stares from work\classmates
http://www.amazon.com/Satan-Burger-Carlton-Mellick-III/dp/0971357234

Happy

I seriously recommend reading this. the choice of formatting is brilliant

Happy

So now..... im staring at the wall.......... trying not to shrug

Happy


Wow you make it sound really good. Very strange... but well... I like weird stuff. I remember I was addicted to reading Goosebumps as a kid hee hee... those were the days.

Will look out for this in the local bookstore... or burger outlet Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:48 pm     Post subject: Reply with quote

you can find a text document of the book from google but it lacks the smiley face formatting
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Santhosh CHRiS
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:01 am     Post subject: Reply with quote

cyb3r.god3 wrote:
you can find a text document of the book from google but it lacks the smiley face formatting


Aw shucks... Sad

you can make an editorial version with smiley faces hee hee...


Btw I hate reading long texts in the computer screen. Really hurts my eyes. I'm an avid bathroom reader anyway Shit-Eating Grin
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:21 pm     Post subject: Reply with quote

Santhosh CHRiS wrote:
I'm an avid bathroom reader anyway Shit-Eating Grin

http://www2.electronicproducts.com/Rugged_PC_is_completely_watertight-article-BPJH07_Aug2009-html.aspx
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Santhosh CHRiS
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:15 pm     Post subject: Reply with quote

dosraider wrote:
Santhosh CHRiS wrote:
I'm an avid bathroom reader anyway Shit-Eating Grin

http://www2.electronicproducts.com/Rugged_PC_is_completely_watertight-article-BPJH07_Aug2009-html.aspx
Cool


Great the ONE place I went to escape my computer has been plundered and now I have to buy this thing... thanks lot dosraider Angry
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:05 pm     Post subject: Reply with quote

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ... what a good feeling.
Screwing up Santhosh's day!
Wunderbar.
Celebrate
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Santhosh CHRiS
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:41 am     Post subject: Reply with quote

dosraider wrote:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ... what a good feeling.
Screwing up Santhosh's day!
Wunderbar.
Celebrate


I'm siiiiiiiinging in the raaaaaain... (kicks dosraider down from chair) just siiiiiinging in the RAIN!

What a glorius feeeeling just (kicks harder) singing in the rain.... Celebrate
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:15 pm     Post subject: Reply with quote

Sticks and stones blah blah blah....

*sigh*
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Santhosh CHRiS
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:32 pm     Post subject: Reply with quote

dosraider wrote:
Sticks and stones blah blah blah....

*sigh*


Sticks and stones may break my bones, but kicks will hurt YOU even MOAR!!

Laughing

Hmmm... that's strange... all of a sudden I feel like reading 'A Clockwork Orange' again. (Drinks LOTS of water) Shit-Eating Grin
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