Anti-AOL Squad! (aka-part 2)
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Kazer0
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Dogface thinks deeply. "I know," he yells, "We can sleep in the bomb shelter at spam mans (Webmaster From Hell) house, he's too busy spamming to notice."
"Ok," exclaimed Zealot, "But I need to run and grab a few things. Just little things such as my PC, Server, Router, Moniter, Printer.... (20 min later) and cabel connection!"
"But how will we get it all there?" asks Ozzie, "And who is this guy anyways?"
"This man was the leader of the now AOL Time Warner Company, before the name change....." Dogface says as he suspiciouly looks at the man.
"Why the name change? What was wrong with it before?" asks the inquisitive Ozzie.
"BOOM, BOOM!" Yells John in anger.
"Calm, John, Calm. Let me explain. The FBI started getting suspicious after companys began to be taken over by an unknown source, and put out ads everywhere. It was called SPAM Corp. But this man was under the influance of the church."
"Well that cnt be true. Was it the Chatholic church?" Asks Goatman.
"It was..... It was....." Begins Dogface as he tears up, "The church of AOL" Dogface runs into the next room to hide himself.
"It is true," says the man in a low voice, "But Dogface ran in and tryed to put a stop to me by putting poision in my hotdog. What he didnt realise is that I hate hotdogs, and I was not poisioned, but the AOL Priest ate it, and died. I was released from his power, and ran to find someone that could help me get revenge on the AOL Time Warner Company. While I was absent, the renaming took place, and was taken over by the leader of the Church of AOL. Then I heard of the Canadian Invasion by a small group, and had to find you guys. It wasnt very hard, although the FBI seems to be having a hard time."
"Why does an internet company need a church?" Asks Ozzie.
"How else do you think such a crappy company gets so many customers?" Says the man.
"Ohhhhh....." Says Zealot, Ozzie, Goatman, John (Who actually said ooghhhhh) and Dogface, who had returned.
"But whats up with the outfit?"
"That is my diguise! For I am...." He pulls off the disguise.
"...Naked" Screams Goatman.
"Oops, sorry" The man take clothes out of his bag, which no one can figure out where it came from. "I am, Kazer0... but you can call me K0."
The small group of non-real-terrorists-but-terrorists-to-the-AOL-Time-Warner-Company Terrorists, a.k.a The Anti-AOL Squad, begins their journey to SPAM Mans Bomb Shelter.
"First on our agenda," Starts Dogface, "The destruction of the Church of AOL..."
Da_Goat is Next, because I say so.
Edit: I changed all the "Dogbreaths" to "Dogface in the story, the rest of the names seem correct. Great part, BTW! You'll make a fine addition to the squad...
"Ok," exclaimed Zealot, "But I need to run and grab a few things. Just little things such as my PC, Server, Router, Moniter, Printer.... (20 min later) and cabel connection!"
"But how will we get it all there?" asks Ozzie, "And who is this guy anyways?"
"This man was the leader of the now AOL Time Warner Company, before the name change....." Dogface says as he suspiciouly looks at the man.
"Why the name change? What was wrong with it before?" asks the inquisitive Ozzie.
"BOOM, BOOM!" Yells John in anger.
"Calm, John, Calm. Let me explain. The FBI started getting suspicious after companys began to be taken over by an unknown source, and put out ads everywhere. It was called SPAM Corp. But this man was under the influance of the church."
"Well that cnt be true. Was it the Chatholic church?" Asks Goatman.
"It was..... It was....." Begins Dogface as he tears up, "The church of AOL" Dogface runs into the next room to hide himself.
"It is true," says the man in a low voice, "But Dogface ran in and tryed to put a stop to me by putting poision in my hotdog. What he didnt realise is that I hate hotdogs, and I was not poisioned, but the AOL Priest ate it, and died. I was released from his power, and ran to find someone that could help me get revenge on the AOL Time Warner Company. While I was absent, the renaming took place, and was taken over by the leader of the Church of AOL. Then I heard of the Canadian Invasion by a small group, and had to find you guys. It wasnt very hard, although the FBI seems to be having a hard time."
"Why does an internet company need a church?" Asks Ozzie.
"How else do you think such a crappy company gets so many customers?" Says the man.
"Ohhhhh....." Says Zealot, Ozzie, Goatman, John (Who actually said ooghhhhh) and Dogface, who had returned.
"But whats up with the outfit?"
"That is my diguise! For I am...." He pulls off the disguise.
"...Naked" Screams Goatman.
"Oops, sorry" The man take clothes out of his bag, which no one can figure out where it came from. "I am, Kazer0... but you can call me K0."
The small group of non-real-terrorists-but-terrorists-to-the-AOL-Time-Warner-Company Terrorists, a.k.a The Anti-AOL Squad, begins their journey to SPAM Mans Bomb Shelter.
"First on our agenda," Starts Dogface, "The destruction of the Church of AOL..."
Da_Goat is Next, because I say so.
Edit: I changed all the "Dogbreaths" to "Dogface in the story, the rest of the names seem correct. Great part, BTW! You'll make a fine addition to the squad...
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John The Ax
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Is anyone ever going to write the next part?
I'm hanging in suspense here, guys.
I'm hanging in suspense here, guys.
"You believe me," I said gratefully.
"Of course I do," and he held out his hand. "I believe everything out of the common. The only thing to distrust is the normal."
The Thirty-Nine Steps by John Buchan,
Chapter III
Do you like medieval fighting games or RPG's?
Click aici.
"Of course I do," and he held out his hand. "I believe everything out of the common. The only thing to distrust is the normal."
The Thirty-Nine Steps by John Buchan,
Chapter III
Do you like medieval fighting games or RPG's?
Click aici.
OK, I'm in the process of pre-writing my part before I post...
"You believe me," I said gratefully.
"Of course I do," and he held out his hand. "I believe everything out of the common. The only thing to distrust is the normal."
The Thirty-Nine Steps by John Buchan,
Chapter III
Do you like medieval fighting games or RPG's?
Click aici.
"Of course I do," and he held out his hand. "I believe everything out of the common. The only thing to distrust is the normal."
The Thirty-Nine Steps by John Buchan,
Chapter III
Do you like medieval fighting games or RPG's?
Click aici.
