DOS Games Discussion

Kazer0 · Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2003 12:11 am Post subject:

Kazer0 : A Poem

I am Kazer0
I like cows that go
moo

When i sit outside
im thinking that i should lye
cuz my butt hurts

While on the pc
i see people talking to me
and be glad that WFH doesnt have MSN.

Dosgames.com is a great site
and in the future i just might
actually use that donate button

Now that your done reading
and your head is bleeding
just be happy i dont do this as a profession.

By: Kazer0
Jan 30, 2003

All Rights Reserved. The name Kazer0 is copyright to Andrew *******. All other titles are copyright of their respectful owners.

Da_Goat · Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2003 12:35 am Post subject:

Kazer0 · Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2003 2:31 pm Post subject:

oh no, im scared now, they knoe my name. jeez. Meh

Oz · Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2003 4:24 pm Post subject:

you should be. if i were a hacker, i could be ****ing off at pics of you naked, or finding out where you live, or some sh*t...

Kazer0 · Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2003 6:11 pm Post subject:

fine, then edit my name outta your post. ill edititoutta mine. And y would there be any pics ofme naked and y would yu want them?

Da_Goat · Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2003 7:16 pm Post subject:

there, edited.

Homz · Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 5:23 pm Post subject:

Forgive me for posting a poem that Shocked

ISN'T ORIGINAL!!! But I couldn't resist, as it is one of my favorites.

The Fly

by Ogden Nash

The Lord in His wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why

Homz

Cakephatt · Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:57 pm Post subject:

I wrote this poem from Gamer a few minutes ago when I read that he would be leaving in the general off topic:

like a gerbil missing their tasty baby hamster lunch
you will live on
sticking to my molars
you will live on
only whisp of succulent goodness now
you will live on
like the putrid smell of human feces rubbed on my face
you will live on

Cakephatt · Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 8:04 pm Post subject:

JUST KIDDING! I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FLYING !@*$ IF GAMER IS STILL ON THE MESSAGE BOARD OR IF SOMEBODY P$$D IN HIS MOUTH UNTIL HE DROWNED! HA HA

Check-Mate · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:04 pm Post subject:

I wonder if this guy ever became aware that GAMER is a girl...
Loser.

Anywho, this is an old thread, but I figured I'd post something half-useful around here...
Just a poem I wrote (Dunno if it's that short, but...) a while ago about, you guessed it, a guy that I've fallen for.
Check-Mate is sentimental....gasp! (No, it's not anyone on the boards! So don't try to be like "I didn't know your love for me was this deep" or some smart ass comment like that.)

Feeling you beside me
Makes me shake
It gives me goosebumps
and I can feel the hair on my arms stand on end
My breathing becomes shallow
And my heart beats so quickly
I can smell you
So close to me
It's like perfection
And your eyes
Like glass marbles
Shining brightly in the night
deep and brown
they make me fall apart
and whenever I look at you
I fall in love with you
All over again...
Your touch scares me
it's something delightful
When we brush against eachother
accidentaly
I feel a rush
Everytime someone says your name
My heart jumps
and my face gets hot
I can't forget you
Because you're unforgettable
I can't let you go
because I'm holding on too tightly
when I see you
I get sick with emotion
like doves gently gliding in my stomach
You make me crazy
I'm crazy about you...
How I wish I knew how you taste
To let go of my fears
and to kiss you
could mean my death
but it would be worth sacrifice
So I would know
what's it's like
To feel your warmth
And your embrace
Would be impossible
Because I know that it will never happen
And that's what cuts me
So deep...
So inside
I slowly bleed
for you
For them
For me
Because I fell in love
With you...