DOS Games Discussion

denrix · *Special* Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 456

some ugly stuff at the store couple of days ago.
we have this wooden dog at the store, kinda like a big doberman, with his tail up in the air. this kid, a boy about 8 years old, goes and sticks his nose in the tail, and couldnt get it out. his parents had to hold his head from moving, until the paramedics came, cuz he was hurting himself worse. they came, and they had to use some goddamn tweezers to get the goddamn tail out of his nose. that ugly little thing was bleeding like a F having her period.
some of the other customers were laughing their butts off, and some ofhters, well, most of the others, were completely flabbergasted. thanks God we have a hospital right close to the store, and it didnt take more than a couple of mins for the ambulance to arrive.

Morale of the Story: Never stuff dog tails in your nose, no matter how sweet they smell.

emmzee · Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:32 am Post subject:

Excellent, yet disturbing, story. At least this tail ... err, tale, had a happy ending. Laughing

BTW ... that sig is a little excessive. Maybe 3 of them is enuff? Confuzzled

denrix · *Special* Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 456

I'll think about it.

Thunderdog · Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:38 am Post subject:

Are you doing this just to piss me off?

denrix · *Special* Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 456

you got it, fatty.

Thunderdog · Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:25 pm Post subject:

Good, hopefully all this terror won't last much longer.

denrix · *Special* Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 456

I promise it will.

BillyBob · Member Joined: 09 Apr 2004 Posts: 37

Thunderdog · Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:54 pm Post subject:

It's not going to happen, Dogbreath loves him too much.

denrix · *Special* Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 456

doesnt everyone?

Dogbreath · Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:11 pm Post subject:

I've cut the boobs gals down to 3... they should be enough. (Feel free to use your 3 favorites)

BillyBob: I would, but Denrix had my man child and I'm thus bound to him 4evar.

Or maybe not.

Anyhow, we lock most of his pointless posts and, unless he starts posting porn or being an asshole to members here, there's not much reason to ban him. Would it help if we deleted the spam topics as well?

Wally · Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:13 pm Post subject:

The boob gals should be down to 1 row as they cause the net to slow right down.. (For those 56kers)

Dogbreath · Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:15 pm Post subject:

Um, they are. What resolution are you using anyway? Confuzzled

Wally · Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:16 pm Post subject:

1024*768 pixels. They werent when i last looked :|

denrix · *Special* Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 456

AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE BEEN HAXXED!!!!!!!! ;O