DOS Games Discussion

Da_Goat · Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 11:18 pm Post subject: Anti-AOL Squad! (aka-part 2)

NOTE BEFORE READING: If you haven't read everything in the "Let's Invade Canada" topic, this will make no sense to you. Read that 1st!

"So should we be off?" asked Richard impatiently...

"No," said K9RS, "We still have some urgent business to attend to"

"Which is?" asked Richard angrily.

"Well, our invasion of Canada/murder of a spy was not exactly legal...I think we should get a name change."

"ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-aaa--aaa--a-a," baaa'ed General ba-a-a-a-a (which of course means "I like my name the way it is!".)

"We all do ba-a-a, but K9RS has a point," said Oz, not wanting to look bad in front of authority.

"Hmm....well, I think I'll be Dogface" said K9....er, Dogface.

"Alright, well, Goatman sounds good to me," agreed ba-a-a (now Goatman).

"hmmm, let's see. My name is Richard, and my last name ward. Why don't I be creative, eh? Yeah, I'll be wardrich!"

"I really like my name though!", said Oz.

"Well, how about Wizard of, or Dorothy, or perhaps the lion..." offered Dogface.

"No, those aren't cool!"

"Ugh, ugh!" exclaimed John. "You be named Ugh" (ugh is caveman for Ozzie).

"Well, ok, Ozzie it is," agreed Oz(zie), "at least that comes with some respect."

"Um...sure..." said Dogface "Oh well, what will you go by mz?"

"Hmm...I think I'll use the name Zealot, for that is what I am at heart."

"EwWwW," shreeks Goatman as chills run up his back.

And so they were off (John unable to comprehend what a name change meant, of course, and remaining the same).

"How do you suppose we should go about our business?" asked wardrich.

"Well, AOL is a very greedy company, so why don't we get 'em where it hurts?" suggested Dogface.

"To the stock market we go!"

"Wait a second," said Ozzie. "I just remembered something...."

(Oz, your turn!)

Oz · Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 12:07 pm Post subject:

...and then Ozzie realized that he had forgot what he was going to say!

no... Ozzie said "i think, that if we buy options on aol's stock, and them bomb them with utility aircraft, then we can make about ninety mil or so with the options. it's complicated, so i won't go into the details here..."

John the ax grunts for Ozzie to go on, but then realizes that it could be a fatal mistake. Too late, he has a heart attack about ten seconds into Ozzie's boring lecture on option contracts, and his instant-gratification mind does the rest. he soon expires. Shit-Eating Grin

the topic is dead...

"i never liked him anyway," says Webmaster from hell.
"oh, shut up!"
"get a proper avatar!"
"make a god website!"
"stop interfering with dead topics!"

then, Dogface, John's bes and only friend, began to speak.
"Thou hast interfered in this forum long enough. I banish you forever!"

and with that, the topic really was silent...
(WFH next. and be kind to others. not to me though)

Da_Goat · Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2002 3:13 pm Post subject:

There I go, deleting useless posts, again....

John The Ax · Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2002 5:47 pm Post subject:

Good job, WFH, for not following the story so far at all, for not paying attention to details (I'm dead, dammit!), and writing a totally tasteless part of the story.

webmaster from hell · Guest

(1) I DID NOT ASK TO HAVE TO WRITE IT!
(2) ITS AS TASTELESS AS THE REST OF IT
(3) OZ, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
(4) WE NOW HAVE TWO DEAD PPL

Dogbreath · Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2002 6:17 pm Post subject:

How 'bouts we delete WFHs part and allow JTA to write the next part of the story, eh?

webmaster from hell · Guest

OH PLEASE DO!!! I DIDNT WANT TO WRITE IT ANYWAY!!!

Dogbreath · Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2002 6:45 pm Post subject:

Well then, it's deleted. Nasty gets the next part.

nastypoisonspikes · Way too much free time Joined: 07 Oct 2002 Posts: 740

Thanks, but no thanks. I don't feel like I know any of you enough to write the next part, but maybe another time.

I would appreciate if someone would introduce my character though...

Kazer0 · Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2002 9:37 pm Post subject:

if anyone cares, my company..

S.P.A.M (refer to can inv. story)

Could help take down the AOL Time Warner company.

webmaster from hell · Guest

K0, your avatar is dead...

nastypoisonspikes · Way too much free time Joined: 07 Oct 2002 Posts: 740

It's not always dead. It dies sometimes, but then comes back.

Kazer0 · Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:28 pm Post subject:

lol....

i knioe. Its my server acnova, they are migrating tio new servers. I would post it on clawz, but theyre gay and deleted my account and started charging.

nastypoisonspikes · Way too much free time Joined: 07 Oct 2002 Posts: 740

The first person to post here can have my turn, execpt wfh.

Da_Goat · Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:10 pm Post subject:

Well, I don't want to, since I just did......how about wardrich, he hasn't written in a while.