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The horribly vulgarishly fun XEvil

 
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2002 11:39 pm     Post subject: The horribly vulgarishly fun XEvil Reply with quote

XEvil 2.02 by Steve Hardt & Michael Judge


This game is pretty cool. It is a 2D sidewiew kill-everything action game
for windows. You are a randomly selected character such as a ninja, chopper-boy,
hero, or walker. You can soul swap and/or transmogrify in the game to
become a more powerful character such as a enforcer, alien, etc. Some
characters can climb on walls and some can fly, etc. A character can also
trade his soul for special powers.
Anyhow, you are a sinner sent to hell. You must play the game called XEvil
to determine your status in hell. If you kill lots, you get a better
position. Ranking ranges from Satans Enema to Satans Vibrating Sex Toy for
few kills, to VP of Marketing and Cheif Software Designer for many kills.
In the game you can pick up rifles, pistols, grenades,etc. I like the rocket
launcher because it tracks the target.
This game is really great once you get the hang of it. A few notes:

Yes, it is very vulgar. The F word, and Sex is mentioned a lot.
Yes it is really sick. Blood flies evrywhere, and the victim makes gross gurgling sounds.
No, you DO NOT want to have your mom catch you playing this!!
YES, IT IS TONS OF FUN!!!!!! I LOVE XEVIL.
by the way XEvil stands for eXtreme EVIL.

I downloaded the 1MB game off of Game Hippo, but as of 2000 you could get
it and the source code from www.xevil.com
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2002 11:46 am     Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah! *whispers* I was the one that submitted it to GH */whispers*
But isn't XEvil windows? We usually like to keep the Game Reviews section for DOS Games.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 11:33 pm     Post subject: Reply with quote

aint nobody gonna comment?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 12:07 pm     Post subject: Reply with quote

this is my review I submitted to Game Hippo, however it was rejected:
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In short, Xevil is demented and will appeal to all those of you who think that fighting in hell and sexual innuendos are the basis of life. It also contains plenty of blood and violence. With the above in mind, it is obvious that this is not meant for young audiences.

The game play is very interesting....each time you die, you will automatically spawn with a randomly generated new character who have all commited sins in Hell and are trying to escape through a contest known as "XEvil". These include: Hero (a marine Drill Sargeant, who died from smoking a cigar near an ammo shop), Ninja (a Freelance Assassin. His death is unknown), Alien (Warrior, he was torn limb from limb by warriors of an opposing hive), Enforcer (a robot, who was crushed under treads of Executor class medium tank), FireDemon (Agent of Satan's Will, he, of course, never died), ChopperBoy (M.I.T. student, killed by one of his creations), Walker (Cyborg, killed in action defending a research complex), Dog (canine, hit by a car), Yeti (wanderer, died of Heat Stroke), Dragon (Agent of Satan's Will, never died). After you are in the game, you automatically have one form of a weapon (gun, hand combat, etc.). You can pick up more weapons as you find them in the arena. My one major peeve with this game is that, if you start moving in one direction, you continue moving in that direction until you turn around. When the game ends, you will get the pleasant knowledge of how you relate to the Devil's sexual life.

All in all, Xevil is a game that will appeal to fans of Cell Block A, but is definitely not for immature audiences or people who want full control of their character! For all the insane people out there; this game's for you!

My rating: 7/10
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:32 am     Post subject: Reply with quote

Malevolent
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:33 am     Post subject: Reply with quote

i like chopper boy!!! Shifty Laughing Malevolent Confuzzled
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:33 am     Post subject: Reply with quote

muahaha,
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:32 am     Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:22 pm     Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF?!?!? I just realised: This guy's a spammer.... anyhow whatever you do if you were fooled into clicking that guy's link and actualy downloaded the application, and worse, installed the "codec" and you are not the happy owner of an antivirus program... Your PC has just been infected with viruses... tuff luck people... I'll copy this post after all this guy's posts so that everybody reads it.
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